Steak and a BJ Day
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Gentlemen, did your lady force you to take her out for a lavish dinner on Valentine’s Day? Did she demand roses, chocolates, and wine, followed by hours and hours of “making love”? If this is the case, you should be thanking me right now, because I have recently discovered that this Sunday, March 14, is Steak and a BJ Day.
Can it be? you ask? Do I really get retribution for the hellacious experience that has been February 14th for my entire life? you ask?
The answer is yes, and I provide you this page to print and display as proof when your lady-friend unavoidably says, “THAT DOESN’T EXIST.”
Put on a nice shirt and scrub your junk, boys, because this day comes around only once a year.
Someone sent me a text message about Steak and a BJ day. He said “It’s a new holiday so get the ball rolling with your man this year!” (All happy & shit.) So I texted him back back ” Well your mother has a man, why don’t you ask her to get the ball rolling 1st..” Why did he feel that joke was disrespectful when I directed them at his parent but he felt I should not feel disrespected when they were directed at me..I do it big for my MAN on Vday too. If u got a woman like me, raise your glass!!If not, raise your standards..!