Recently, Nike released a new somewhat-heart wrenching and completely unnecessary ad, where Tiger Woods manages to hold his recently acquired sad-shameful-apologetic-tired-victimized-horny face for a never-ending 33 seconds. Meanwhile, in the background, the voice of his deceased father Earl gives him the “I’m not mad, I’m disappointed” speech that we all knew and hated at age 16.

Boring.

Instead, here is the commercial they should have used, remastered with Tiger’s hilarious voice mail to one of his mistresses. So, so much better.

Everyone is talking about the pro-life commercial starring Tim Tebow that CBS has agreed to air during the Super Bowl. Paid for by Focus on the Family, the commercial stars Heisman winner and Bible-passage-sporting Tim Tebow and his mother, discussing how Tim was nearly aborted. Want to know what CBS says they will not air? This 30 second commercial for gay dating site, Mancrush. Very interesting…

Sorry, Banquet Beer. Our apologies to you too, Taste of the Rockies. The truth is, Bud Light, in all its “Drinkability,” has the best commercials. Case in point:

Remember the first time you saw that creepy puppet sex scene from Team America: World Police? It was a mix of discomfort, confusion, curiosity, and of course the need to laugh out loud. That’s how we felt after watching this video-only ad for Durex condoms featuring some very frisky condom-balloon animals.

Just when we thought hamburgers couldn’t get any sexier than the Paris Hilton commercial, Carl’s Jr. did it again. This commercial staring reality hottie Kim Kardashian makes us want a salad more than ever!