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Don’t you wish that every bar had this outside of it? A cute girl with a sign detailing the hotness spread going on inside? Malibu Bar, located in Austin, Texas, has come up with an earth-shatteringly great idea. Never again will you be forced to quickly chug your beers to escape a dreaded Beast Convention, or hastily peek through windows to see if there is even one viable body sitting at a barstool.

Cheers to you, cute girl with honest sign. We only hope some of our local watering holes catch on to this great idea.

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Well, not quite yet. But if we know one thing, it’s that men with mustaches wield a whole lot of power, and a recent poll of the American Mustache Institute, 80% of its members declared they’d prefer the Super Bowl be moved to a Saturday, claiming that it would increase the economic gain for grocery stores, restaurants and bars, and TV networks.

Now, we’re not sure how we feel about destroying the tradition of Super Bowl Sunday, but we’ve got to admit they make some valid points. How many times have you had to drag yourself, or be dragged, into the office Monday morning cause you partied too hard with all your buddies for the Super Bowl?

Check out the full story at Asylum, including a link to sign the petition to move the Super Bowl to Saturday!