I don’t know who Brandon McCarthy is, mainly because I don’t watch baseball, mainly because I’m not 100 years old. However, after hearing this story about the Oakland A’s pitcher, I may have to start...

Sometimes the internet does a phenomenal job of being itself. For example when I’m trying to find out if this rash is contagious. Or if I really need to know the lyrics to a song that everyone stopped singing in 1989....

At the San Diego Padres stadium, there is a crew of men that come out during the seventh inning stretch and rake the sand in the field (this may be a common occurrence in baseball but I wouldn’t know because ick,...

I don’t follow baseball, mostly because my attention span is barely long enough to watch action-packed football let ALONE 20 dudes lollygagging from base to base sometimes even without hitting a ball for 3 hours....

  “Yeah, I dunno, boning Cameron Diaz and Minka Kelly really wasn’t enough to make me happy. I had to do something that only 28 players in the history of America have done. But yeah, no, really, have fun at...

When the Amarillo Sox manager Mark Lee geared up for his independent baseball team’s unveiling of their new mascot, he was very excited. This was the team’s first year playing, and the first night when...

This is why I am terrified of ever becoming a parent. I mean, at what point does your selfishness switch off so you can take care of a child and make sure it doesn’t die? I can barely keep a small indoor cactus alive,...

Opening Day: The Cubs biggest fan from WBEZ on Vimeo. It seems as though the consensus about this video is that is in fact a fake, and that both of these people are actors in a sketch comedy group, and that they’re...

via holyjeez.com NEWS FLASH: today is opening day of the MLB season. Who knew and/or who cares? Yeah I don’t know and/or care either. However, there are a few benefits to the season starting up again, so to perk...

I’ve been looking to find something, ANYTHING, about the ALCS playoff games that is even vaguely interesting to write about, but unfortunately, the fact of the matter is that un til the World Series, baseball is just...