If you haven’t been able to tell over the past two years of this blog, I am terrible at making decisions. I can never decide which criminal is more dumb, which video is more awesome, or which smuggling cavity is more...

  After reading this clearly misogynistic, but also CLEARLY AMAZING ad for a beer glass that holds sixty ounces of beer, I wonder if I should switch professions and write cynical and bitter advertising lines. I think...

I have probably talked (blogged?) your ear (eyes?) out about how upset I was regarding the passing of Prop D in San Diego – banning any and all alcoholic beverages from the beach. I get that you can go to the beach and...

I don’t know what sort of witch magic they’ve concocted to make this possible, but I am A-OK with it. Quick pour, little head, and something that looks like it belongs in a sci-fi movie? SIGN ME UP. EMBED-Beer...

    Oh, alcohol. Our society has such a strange relationship with you. On one hand, reports call you the  substance that makes the most dangerous, negative impact on society as a whole. But then other reports say heavy...

Disclaimer: BCU does not endorse driving under the influence, in fact, our staff probably pays a quarter of the San Diego cab union’s yearly salary, due to our 100% dedication to drinking responsibly. There is nothing...

Ah, yes, basketball. A good ol’ fashioned American sport, with guaranteed rioting, bleeped out curse words, and Jack Nicholson with his sunglasses and 20 year old girlfriend watching from the front row. Oh, and also...

9 days and counting, people. We’re getting closer to one of the most watched sporting events in the entire world, a month-long booze fest where grown men are reduced to tears and occasionally pissing in their high...

As I’m sure you know if you typed in/clicked the URL to this site, the BCU staff is, in general, pro-single lifestyle. Not that there aren’t several million marriages around the world that are probably wonderful...

Over this past weekend, I had the unfortunate experience of getting dragged to a beer bar with some friends. Alright, dragged might be a bit of an over-statement, but I sure would have rather gone somewhere else. However,...