“Hello, Fandango? I would like to take 400 tickets to the midnight showing of The Avengers so that I can see it by myself so no one bothers me and I can eat my popcorn alone WITHOUT PEOPLE STEALING IT in total silence...

There is quite a debate going on in the BCU offices over who is the hottest celebrity out and about today. Top of my list? Miss Scarlett Johansson. She was bangin’ in Vicky Cristina Barcelona and super hot in...