I would just like to be the first to ask which one of you invented a time machine and sped time forward at 2x speed in the past twelve months. Because there is no way in hell that it is already December. I mean, it seems...
TestiMOANial Tuesday
posted by BCU Girl
Question: how long are Thanksgiving leftovers okay to eat? I mean, I polished off the mashed potatoes last night, but I still have stuffing and turkey left, and it’s almost lunch time, but I don’t want to eat them and then be stuck with my head in the toilet for the night, you know? So if someone could get back to me on the edibility of 5 day old stuffing and turkey I’d really appreciate it. Sorry, back on topic. This week’s testiMOANials basically list...
Promiscuity is Natur...
posted by BCU Girl
We at BCU have always known that a more casual attitude toward sex could lower the divorce rate, heighten the public morale, lower stress, and improve peoples’ health. What we didn’t know, is that ladies desire...
TestiMOANial Tuesday
posted by BCU Girl
Yesterday’s Columbus Day holiday put me in a great mood this morning. I woke up refreshed and alert and excited to start the day and NOT AT ALL Tuesday-ish, which usually involves me grumbling around until my 6th cup of coffee. So I have decided to take a new stance on Tuesdays. Tuesdays can be fine! They can be just as lovely as any other day of the week! And now that Tuesdays are the proud displayer of Tuesday TestiMOANials, they are even better. You hear that, Tuesday?!...
Casual Sex Might Be Better for Women than Dating
posted by BCU Girl
A new study by a group of researchers suggests that casual sex might not be ruining our women as previous scientists tried to claim, and it might in fact be the dating that is causing women to be insecure, self-conscious, and submissive. Sociologist Sinnika Elliot and her co-researchers presented college students two scenarios and then asked them to judge the motivation behind each. The scenarios: In the first part of each scenario, a man and a woman meet at a party for the...
TestiMOANial Tuesday
posted by BCU Girl
Fall is upon us. I woke up this morning to rain. RAIN! In San Diego! Sure, it only lasted an hour but that hour was the most ATROCIOUS sixty minutes of the week, and of course it had to kick off on a Tuesday, the certified...
Scarlett and Justin:...
posted by BCU Girl
We saw what Justin looked like almost naked in Friends With Benefits, and now we know what Scarlett looks like in her birthday suit – so it’s not hard to be insanely jealous about today’s celeb news: a...
TestiMOANial Tuesday
posted by BCU Girl
When members leave OBC, we’re always super sad to see them go. So sad, in fact, that we serenade them with the sweet sounds of 80s breakup music to try and convince them to stay. However, it’s always important...
The Marriage Effect
posted by BCU Girl
In a kind rebuttal to the terrifyingly bitter and hyperbolic flowchart made by Miss Susan Walsh at HookingUpSmart.com, we offer our own chart showing the effect of marriage on the human psyche (and wallet). We have used the...
This Casual Sex Diag...
posted by BCU Girl
Click on the diagram above to see the full extent of the craziness. So basically, based on the logic of the diagram, “The Economic Effects of Promiscuity,” you should probably also never operate a motorized...
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