Does anyone else think it’s about time we stop airing the Miss USA pageant altogether? Considering the past two years have been wracked with scandal, paired with the fact that these women aren’t even legitimate celebrities, all adds up to too much airtime devoted to an event that stopped being relevant in the 1980s.

This years winner, Rima Fakih of Michigan, was historic, in that she was both born in Lebanon and is of the Muslim faith. And yet, of course, the tabloids have decided to concentrate instead on the fact that one time, in 2007, she took part in a pole dancing class/competition sponsored by a local radio station in Michigan. There were pictures, so of course the media decided to blow the whole thing out of proportion and made her out to be some sort of disgusting pervert. Oh, did I mention there were only women at this strip tease competition?

The only thing one can honestly take from the photos of the event is this: Rima Fakih is drop dead gorgeous, and people who work for tabloids should all contract some new form of the Bubonic Plague.

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Rumors have been flying among Justin-Bieberaholics worldwide that the young pop star may have gotten a tattoo! A TATTOO, PEOPLE! Could there possibly be any news in the world that is more important than this? I THINK NOT.

Luckily, the editors over at BestWeekEver have obtained photographic proof that indeed, the 16 year old ambiguous-looking manchild has gotten a tattoo- the outline of a bird in flight, a “Bieber tradition” on his hip.

We’re all for family traditions and creating memories and all that jazz, but could the tween heart throb at least have gotten the tattoo in a spot that doesn’t remind us of an ASU sorority girl?

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There is quite a debate going on in the BCU offices over who is the hottest celebrity out and about today. Top of my list? Miss Scarlett Johansson. She was bangin’ in Vicky Cristina Barcelona and super hot in He’s Just Not That Into You, which is a movie that I definitely did not see.

Now, she’s about to play the über-hot Black Widow in the Iron Man sequel, the villain who first appeared in comic #52, Tales of Suspense, which is a comic that I DEFINITELY did not read. Judging by this it’s looking like it’s gonna be super hot.

I don’t know about you, but when I think of hot, sexy playboy who goes through women like toilet paper, my first mental image is Larry King. Those liver spots, the ribcage-high pants, the subtle onset of dementia, it’s all so sexy I coul- BLECH.

Okay, the joke’s gone too far. But it’s true, Larry King is apparently on his 8th, as in 1234567 8th divorce! This time it’s from Shawn King, a woman 26 years younger than him, and about 260 times hotter. They’re citing “irreconcilable differences,” although we blame Mr. King’s inability to eat solid foods.

It’s good to know that it’s acceptable to have 8 divorces, but being a single guy or girl looking to date casually instead of getting married is still looked down upon. Sure makes sense, huh?

Remember Tiger Woods? And that thing he did? I don’t know, some boring garbage about a couple affairs or whatever? It’s all a dull haze now that we have Sandra Bullock and her unfaithful headcase neo-Nazi husband. We Americans are great at forgiveness if someone else does something worse than you!

Anyway, Tiger Woods had another press conference this week just prior to the Masters, and discussed his future in golf, and apologized, and thanked his fans, and all that nonsense. The best part of this conference was nothing that Tiger did. It was instead the comical innuendo of the news caption writers. Check out this gem:

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