This morning my friend sent me a Facebook message that said, “Do you think E! will have a special called “Kim’s Fairytale Divorce”?” and I laughed because hahaha, that couple is probably going...

Is it a story of a spoiled celebrity finally getting the narcissism beat out of them? Or a tale of Southern racism in full swing? We may never know for sure, although I’d like to believe it’s the...

No, that wasn’t a typo – Real World: Chicago star Tonya Cooley is suing MTV, its parent company, and two of her fellow castmates for allegedly sexually assaulting her with a toothbrush while she was passed out....

Oh Shia. Shia Shia Shia. You were so TOUGH for a very brief few minutes in Transformers when you weren’t getting saved by a Chevy Tahoe-turned-robot-superhero! And you were also so tough that one time on the cover of...

What I will never understand is why celebrities make such STUPID choices when breaking the law. When Lindsey Lohan got busted for her DUI, why didn’t she have a driver? When Paris Hilton got caught with cocaine, why...

As a blog that thrives mostly on celebrity sex tapes and calling peoples’ outfits “uggo,” you might be surprised when I say that I think tabloid magazines should be shut down forever and ever and every...

I know that I have spent much of the past two years lampooning Chris Brown for being a psychotic woman beater and an entitled celebrity jerk-off, but I admit I do feel the tiniest iota of sympathy for him. I mean, the guy...

We saw what Justin looked like almost naked in Friends With Benefits, and now we know what Scarlett looks like in her birthday suit – so it’s not hard to be insanely jealous about today’s celeb news: a...

I don’t feel any real need to cover the MTV Video Music Awards with you, because honestly, I’m pretty sure that the entire offices of MTV have just been reduced to one computer spitting out algorithms that figure...

Good god, it’s like an epidemic this year! What with these two and these guys and this couple and them, something in the water in 2011 is causing celebrity couples to hate each other (I blame global warming). And now...