As a blog that thrives mostly on celebrity sex tapes and calling peoples’ outfits “uggo,” you might be surprised when I say that I think tabloid magazines should be shut down forever and ever and every...

This is a photo of Mildred Baena, the Schwarzenegger house staff member that Arnold had an affair with a decade ago, and with whom he has a teenage son. Now, when celebrities caught in affairs pull the “sex...

Oh, boys. Boys boys boys. You are so SILLY sometimes. Take for example when you cry over sports teams losing, or when you and your friends have balls-punching matches and then get mad when your balls get punched. Sometimes...

Reason #45,823 to stay single: Whatever the hell this is. Shania Twain recently announced excitedly that she is engaged to her long-time boyfriend, Frederic Thiébaud. On her personal website, she stated, “Frederic...

Actually, let me rephrase that: Guy Waterboards His Girlfriend Who He SUSPECTS May or May Not Be Cheating on Him. Reason #97,489 to not get into a long term relationship: someone will perform military grade torture...

    Uh oh. The US unemployment rate is about to take another dip, guys, because the “Tiger Woods Peen-Sucker and Tabloid Fodder” committee, which has for the past 6 years employed 80 to 90% of the...

Did you just get cheated on? Are you sad, upset, and hurt? Are you also a raving psychotic lunatic with anger issues? Yes? Then perhaps you should head over to crabrevenge.com, an online store that sells public lice to the...

Recently, Nike released a new somewhat-heart wrenching and completely unnecessary ad, where Tiger Woods manages to hold his recently acquired sad-shameful-apologetic-tired-victimized-horny face for a never-ending 33 seconds....

Surprise, surprise. Just as we’d always assumed, dudes like sex more than chicks. However, now there is scientific evidence to prove its true. And no, your tally marks on your bed post of how many times your lady has...