I know that I have spent much of the past two years lampooning Chris Brown for being a psychotic woman beater and an entitled celebrity jerk-off, but I admit I do feel the tiniest iota of sympathy for him. I mean, the guy...

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are getting divorced. CHALK ONE UP FOR OUR TEAM. [JustJared] On that note, JLo was the reason Mary-Louise Parker couldn’t see the Royals [Dlisted] Apparently all you have to do to get a...

  I saw this story yesterday, but was so overwhelmed by a sense of second-hand embarrassment that I couldn’t bring myself to post it. Now that the dust has settled a bit and I feel less like throwing up, I figured...

Oh celebrities, when WILL you learn to stay off Twitter?! According to MediaTakeOut.com, Rihanna and her abusive ex have been in touch, and perhaps in an “intimate” way, because he recently sent and deleted a...

I mean, really. What was I expecting? A pretty unicorn in front of a rainbow riding a skateboard into heaven? Buddha posing in downward dog proclaiming “Do No Harm”? A kitten and a baby owl cuddling in a...

Chris Brown is not quite cured of the Rage Virus [TMZ] Apparently that’s enough to make his publicist JUMP SHIP. [TheBlemish] Lindsey Lohan wants to be known as just “Lindsey,” because you know, she’s...

Oh dear. Ohhhh dear dear dear. Just when we all thought that Chris Brown was cured of his terrifyingly violent tendencies with the help of anger management and Jesus’ love, he pulls this: According to TMZ, an...

These previously unreleased photos of Rihanna after the Chris Brown beatdown are ROUGH. [MediaTakeout] Kanye is giving people seizures now, so, you know. That’s nice. [Stereogum] Bam Margera (who is married) stupidly...

In a perfect display of “What was he thinking?”, Chris Brown showed up at Jean Paul Gaultier’s boxing-themed presentation in Paris’ Fashion Week and even cozied up to the designer for a picture....

Too much hotness in one day is proven to have adverse effects on the psyche, so we will now graciously gift you with the creeps of 2009 who made us question our faith in mankind. 5) Jeff Dunham How is it that this guy got...