Finally, a woman who knows how to land a man! (Just so we’re on the same page, THIS IS A JOKE. DO NOT FLIRT LIKE THIS WOMAN. SHE IS A TERRIFYING CREEP WITH A THICK ACCENT AND HORRIBLE SUIT DRESSES. ) Poor Melvin. He...

Let’s talk about your profile pic, gentlemen. We’ve discussed this before, but apparently my pep talk didn’t yet seep in. We’ve been going through the OBC profiles recently, and I’ve been...