I remember when I was graduating from high school and looking at colleges, I went through a rollercoaster of emotions: stress, nervousness, worry, excitement, fear, and then apathy – because after two years of planning I just stopped caring. That’s why I ended up at San Diego State, and went completely Catholic-school-girl-gone-bad all over the place. That school, my GOD… it’s like a breeding ground for bad decisions. So it’s always a SHOCK to me...
Drunk Obama
posted by BCU Girl
Team Coco scores again! This hilarious clip from Conan O’Brien offers a look into what our Commander in Chief might look like after one too many Guinesses! Can’t you totally imagine him getting this sloshed...
Top 3 Rules for a Great Cinco De Mayo
posted by BCU Girl
Last year for Cinco De Mayo, I wrote about the Dos and Don’ts of Cinco de Mayo, but I realized that like St. Patrick’s Day, one of the best things about the holiday is that there are supposed to be NO RULES. So this year, I decided to change it up, and offer a friendly helping hand to make sure you have a GREAT Cinco De Mayo. Follow these rules or don’t follow them, I don’t care, but you will have a much better time if you do! 1. Find your town’s...
Top 3 Things to Give Up for Lent
posted by BCU Girl
So today is Ash Wednesday, which is a thing that some people celebrate by taking a Sharpie to their foreheads or something I think, but it’s also the start of Lent – the forty day period until something something I don’t know. The main point about Lent is that people give something indulgent up for 40 days as a sacrifice, like for example soda or candy or meat or alcohol. Although I am not a religious person, I’ve always thought that making an effort...
How To: Get Laid on Mardi Gras
posted by BCU Girl
Fat Tuesday is upon us and I’m sure your sitting at your desk or your kiosk or your drive through window just waiting for the clock to strike 5 so you can take a beer in the shower and prep for the big night. However, before this event goes down, we need to talk. Last year we discussed the Dos and Don’ts of Mardi Gras, and I’m sure you all followed those exactly to a T, right? RIGHT? This year we’re taking a more organized approach. I’m going to...
Drunk Guys Think The...
posted by BCU Girl
Two doses of Obvious News in one week? What is it, Christmas?! It looks like scientists have been looking for any possible opportunity to study the silly habits of guys, as we noted earlier this week with the study on...
Alcohol is the #1 Mo...
posted by BCU Girl
this is why you suffer. Hope you had fun on Halloween everyone, because starting now you’re gonna have to switch your inebriator of choice from alcohol to something less harmful… say, LSD perhaps? That’s...
Amy Winehouse is Bac...
posted by BCU Girl
Amy Winehouse is back! As you can tell, this look is classic Amy. The frighteningly distended stomach and shirt pulled up to her boobs, complemented by the same ballet flats she’s been wearing since the beginning of...
Top 5 Things to Avoi...
posted by BCU Girl
As our miserable gloomy July finally recedes and the beautiful summer we expected all along arrives, you’ll notice many similarities between folks out and about. Less clothing, bigger smiles, most likely, an icy cold...
One More Day! One Mo...
posted by BCU Girl
Day one of the World Cup is like Christmas as a kid, except that this Christmas involves heavily drinking before noon and spouting obscenities at the TV. Actually… now that I say it out loud, yes. The World Cup is...

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