The Real Meaning of MPH
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Drunk Obama
Team Coco scores again! This hilarious clip from Conan O’Brien offers a look into what our Commander in Chief might look like after one too many Guinesses! Can’t you totally imagine him getting this sloshed after he received word that Seal Team 6 had killed Osama bin Laden and dancing around the White House […]
How To: Get Laid on St. Patrick’s Day
This month is going by so quickly! It seems like just yesterday we were giving dudes lessons on how to get laid on Mardi Gras, and now tomorrow is already St. Patrick’s Day. Whether or not our tips worked for you on Mardi Gras, we have some more for your Patty’s Day adventures. Remember […]
Drunk Guys Think They’re Hot
Two doses of Obvious News in one week? What is it, Christmas?! It looks like scientists have been looking for any possible opportunity to study the silly habits of guys, as we noted earlier this week with the study on guys being unable to learn from hot women. For this little gem of knowledge […]
Hot Mess of the Week: Courtney Love (NSFW)
Ah, the life of a rock star. Partying non-stop, hookin’ up with whoever, whenever, getting naked on camera to the excitement of fans everywhere: IT’S AWESOME! Except when said rock star is actually a 46-year-old mom with a alcohol and Zoloft problem who argues with her kid via Twitter and is really, honestly, only famous […]
Work Hangovers Increase During the World Cup
In this weeks edition of Obviously Obvious News, we learn that people get belligerently drunk during the World Cup! What?! Wow. Thank you science, because I definitely couldn’t have figured that out myself from television or movies or friends or life. A UK survey showed that most Brits show up to work about 3 times […]
The Amazing Coachella Flip Flop Video
Just in case my description of Coachella was not quite vivid enough for you, here is a video that will make it perfectly clear how intoxicated 90% of the festival participants were for the three day weekend. All this young gent wants is to walk to the portable bathrooms. Unfortunately, he has to deal with […]
Best St. Patrick’s Day Texts
TextsFromLastNight is a brilliant website that allows people to send in their drunk and/or hungover text messages for the world to marvel at. Not only are they funny, but they provide quite an ego-boost, knowing that even if you got pretty tipsy last night, you didn’t drink frog urine for 5 bucks. Considering the recent […]
How to Get Rid of a One Night Stand
Everyone knows how shameful it feels when you wake up to a clearly alcohol-induced one night stand in your bed. With a massive headache and a bad feeling in the pit of your stomach, you roll over to see a beast of epic proportions. Although you may feel helpless at the moment, HolyTaco has done […]
Drunken Man Attempts Sex With Dog
After a long night of drinking, 20 year old Thomas Robert Edwards of North Wales man was caught attempting to molest someone… or should I say something. His neighbor was looking across the fence when he noticed the intoxicated man grabbing his rottweiler’s hind legs and thrusting himself at it with his pants down. Once […]
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