Let’s all say hello to Robert and Amanda Larrivee. They are brother and sister. On Sunday night, this duo from Springfield, Massachusetts, were caught attempting to steal a television off the wall of the women’s...

59-year-old George Howard is a Kentucky man of many skills. Multi-tasking, though, apparently isn’t one of them. According to The Smoking Gun, he was arrested this morning when officers pulled him over for hitting a...

2011 has been a golden age for dumb criminals. Perhaps it was just the internet making mug shots and police reports more widely available, or maybe it was just a fad, like planking except actually funny. Either way, we have...

We’ve written many posts about the dangers of the “bath salts” drug – a mix of meth-amphetamines that have cause people to rape and murder goats and drink gallons of hand sanitizer, when it comes to...

Alright, so maybe Paco the chihuahua didn’t exactly save the day, but you’ve got to admit the little dude has some cajones, and that those two robbers come out of this looking like HUGE p*ssies. The unnecessary...

They say love can not be tamed, but it can send you to a Mexican prison, which is kind of worse I think? According to AP, a young woman in Chetumal, Mexico, was detained after looking slightly suspicious carrying a large,...

I feel like I should add a tab to my news feed for “bath salts,” but I am afraid that all I’d get would be Bath and Body Works sale alerts. However, had I an alert, I would have heard earlier about this...

I was beginning to think, excitedly, that perhaps the Darwin effect was working on all the dumb criminals out there. Maybe they were all finally in jail, or witnessed the carnage on their fellow idiots and decided to stay...

  Let’s get one thing clear – I am not a smart person. I mean, I can read and like, add things together (I definitely can’t subtract at all) and sometimes can figure out a crossword puzzle okay, but I do...

In the dog eat dog world of Dumb Criminal Offs, the stakes are continually pushed to the limits of stupidity, making each week more and more difficult for the competitors. Especially when you have a state like Florida, which...