With all the new technology emerging in the smartphone world, it’s almost impossible to keep up. Swype, Siri, iCloud, and other programs have brought us swiftly into the future of phones, and each new project is more...

It’s been so long since we’ve had a good old fashioned dumb criminal off that I’ve almost forgot how to do them! But like they say, “you never forget how to ride a bike, or how to make fun of people...

I know you’re going to call me out for being a liar because I once said that THIS was the dumbest tattoo, but hear me out – it turns out that tattoo was FAKE. Awful, right? Who goes around pretending to get...

Groundbreaking. Shocking. Unbelievable. These are all words that could be applied to this Today Show series called “Breast Obsessed in America,” an intriguing, controversial segment that many news outlets would...

Click on the diagram above to see the full extent of the craziness. So basically, based on the logic of the diagram, “The Economic Effects of Promiscuity,” you should probably also never operate a motorized...

Apparently Xzibit is one of those people who tells their kids not to play “cowboys and indians” because it represents the hardship and displacement of hundred of thousands of Native Americans in the pre-colonial...

Sometimes it’s easy to forget that Justin Bieber is a child. Considering he sells out massive concerts all around the world and owns a Range Rover and makes appearances on all the major talk shows, you might forget...

As a bleeding heart hippie liberal who thinks we should all ride bikes everywhere and have free health care, I tend to treat Fox News Station the way I would a senile great-grandfather. Lots of eye-rolling,...

Let us all light some candles, hold hands, and mourn, for it hath been mandated by Black Eyed Peas frontman Will.i.am that ‘My Humps’ will no longer be performed at live concerts. I know, I know. It’s an...

Let’s me preface this rant by saying I love meat. I eat just about every animal out there, and would probably wear leather if it didn’t look so god-awful on me. That being said, COME ON, LADY GAGA. THIS IS...