As if the whiny, nasally, migraine-inducing voice wasn’t enough, Nicki Minaj chooses to pollute our EYES now, as well as our ears, with her over-the-top costumes and hair and makeup that makes her look like a playing piece from a nightmarish version of Candy Land. Hey, I give the girl credit for making some pretty fab rhymes, but not even the world’s best lyrical genius can save the fact that she’s clearly trying WAY. TOO. HARD.

No offense, Nicki, but the whole hip-hop, Playskool version of Lady Gaga thing just ain’t my style.

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You didn’t think we’d forget that it’s National Booty Awareness month, did you? And we’re in luck, today we barely had to make four clicks before we found something bootylicious to post about, although you might be surprised:

The Canton Safeway near Baltimore Maryland. WHAT? WHAT? Yep, you heard us – according to this item in the Baltimore City Paper, this chain supermarket is the best place to check out some tail. From the source:

Hooray for yoga pants, man. We mean, for dudes it’s the obvious thrill of lowbrow ogling, but for the ladies, too, they rock — best-case scenario they show off your ass, worst case they’re comfortable as shit. They’re basically sweatpants, except tighter and socially acceptable, right? “Going out” sweatpants, if you will. And nowhere in the metro area will you find more on display than at the Canton Safeway. Not for sale though, no, see, what we had meant was . . . OK fine, we admit it, this one’s for the shameless pigs out there. Hot females in yoga pants, running rampant in the aisles, there, we said it. With a bunch of gyms nearby, and, well, Canton all around, Safeway in the early evening is rife with fly honeys clad in formfitting, moisture-wicking goodness, that is to say, women whose interest in physical fitness evinces a preference for clothing that allows for maximum mobility. Insert obligatory Sir Mix-A-Lot reference, if you please.

HA! The uptight readers of the Baltimore City Paper, mind you, did not find this classily written article as astute as I did, but I think it’s hilarious AND spot-on. Everyone knows that yoga pants are a lady’s best friend in terms of showing off her ass-ets, and as somewhat vulgar as the article is – you’ve got to hand it to the dude for the honesty. A +++, would read again.

For the safety of all riders and the computer in front of them, please be sure to have your barf bag ready and your keyboard covered in plastic wrap, and PLEASE, do not scroll down if you are in a crowded library, office, coffee shop, or anywhere where impressionable children/women/elderly folk may be present, as their eyes may be burned clear out of their heads from the shock of the picture below.

Are you ready? ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE READY? BECAUSE THERE IS NO COMING BACK FROM THIS.

Okay, here we go.

If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to quit the internet now. Have a nice life. If you’d like to read the reasoning behind the “Change Man Bikini”, which is almost WORST than the photo itself, head over to Jezebel. I can’t bear to write it here.

Like I said just a few days ago, Public Brawls are totally the newest, hottest trend to hit the catwalk and the sidewalk in 2011. In the video above, where a lucky fan caught a Public Brawl on a subway platform, the two fashion icons seem to be mid brawl, shockingly close to the tracks. SO AVANT GARDE.

This Catfight brand public brawl is special for featuring one of the more risky aspects of the fashion: taking off each others clothes. Totally hot, but does it go too far?

That is a question best left to the wearer herself, we suppose.

That being said, there is a line of shirts based on the Situation. And they look like this.

http://thesituationshirt.com/

Here are BCU’s top picks for Academy Award hotness.

1. Rachel McAdams

Steering away from the drab single toned dresses that most stars rock on the red carpet, Rachel McAdams went with “muted tones” and “flowing panels of organza and mousseline,” which I think is French for “I’d totally hit that.”

2. Sandra Bullock

The best actress winner looked bangin’ at age 45 in this body hugging lace and metallic… um… dress thing. Although I don’t know how I feel about that hooker-colored lipstick she’s got on,  considering she won an Oscar, I imagine she couldn’t care less what I think.

3. Cameron Diaz

I’ve had a major girl crush on Miss Diaz since her There’s Something About Mary. But here, in this super sexy dress and side swept hair that’s not full of, well, bodily fluids, she could be hotter than ever.

4. Penelope Cruz

Penelope Cruz could win our award for “Most Times Featured on a BCU Hotties List,” but you wouldn’t know it based on the trash-talking that went on about this dress. Crap like, “the dress wore her,” and other stupid lines that could only be said by jealous, unattractive TV hosts.

5. Anna Kendrick

A newcomer to the BCU top hotties awards, Anna Kendrick looked like a Greek goddess in this sheer pink dress. The Up in the Air star got slammed for those chunky heels, but what-ev-er, because the only complaint we have is that the slit in her dress should go way higher.

In a perfect display of “What was he thinking?”, Chris Brown showed up at Jean Paul Gaultier’s boxing-themed presentation in Paris’ Fashion Week and even cozied up to the designer for a picture. Considering Brown is most famous for hitting Rihanna in the face, he might want to steer clear of posing next to people with black eyes.

More at the HollywoodGossip

Not to worry. We’ve compiled our top 5 hotties in Christmas outfits. Happy holidays!

5. Katy Perry

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There is no doubt that this hot singer-songwriter is full of holiday cheer in her trio of Christmas themed outfits. Who knows what kind of presents are under that tree?.

4. Britney Spears-

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In her heyday, Britney made millions of guys sweat with her steamy Pepsi Ads. Now, the story is a little different. Oh, how we miss the 90′s.

3. Gisele Bundchen

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The years go by and we can’t help but still love this runway goddess. She is enough to convince us that there may really be a Santa Clause. Tom Brady is a lucky, lucky man.

2. Michelle Monaghan

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This beauty may have been in some pretty forgettable movies but she makes the list of our Christmas hotties. There’s something about that gun that she is holding. “You’ll shoot your eye out, kid!”

1. Alessandra Ambrosio

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Can you really blame us for including two Victoria’s Secret models? The holiday runway show hosts a plethora of the world’s hottest Christmas angels, and it’s impossible to choose just one. Alessandra, with her mile-long legs and gorgeous Brazilian features, is by far the sexiest Christmas hotty.

See more Christmas hotties at the source: Manofest.com

1. Coats

Obviously, it’s Winter. You can not get away with wearing your Dartmouth sweatshirt until February. A good investment in a coat will last no less than 2 years, and can really dress up a pair of jeans. Wool pea coats and leather or faux-leather bomber jackets are perfect, and will keep you toasty even in the coldest of months.

2. Boots

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Both practical and adorable, a solid pair of boots are a necessity for Winter. There are so many ways to go with boots, from ankle high booties to rugged knee high boots that any girl can find her style. Plus they’ll keep you warmer than a basic pair of heels.

3. Tights

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To avoid falling into the jeans-every-day winter slump, a bunch of  opaque tights are your answer. Available in just about every color under the sun, and thick enough to keep out most of the cold, opaque tights can brighten up any dreary winter outfit.

4. The Fanny Pack

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Not the same teal nylon one that your mother toted around Disneyland in 85, but the same idea. Super fashionable fanny packs, created by Louis Vuitton and other high fashion brands, are a nice escape from the boring duffel bag sized bags of last season.

5. The Hoodie-Scarf

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While your snowboarding beanie may keep your head warm, it makes you look like a teenage runaway. Clean up your look with one of these new scarf/hoodie combos that, like opaque tights, come in tons of colors. If you just have to combine two warming articles, please, skip the Snuggie, and go for the… um…  Scoodie.

More Winter Fashion Ideas at AllWomenTalk

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Kate Hudson reportedly lost 20lbs for her upcoming role in the new movie, “Earthbound.” She showed off her banging body with a new look and photoshoot in Elle magazine. This new Lady Gaga meets Mad Max look really works for her.