Assuming you don’t live in a wifi-less cave somewhere, you’re probably aware that football, the almighty sport of American-icity, the most joyous time of year and the most impeccable display of manhood and...

If you were to be asked which horribly unjust event was going on in the world as we speak, what would it be? The poverty in Darfur? The BP oil spill photos being Photoshopped to appear less horrific than they are? Well,...