Good morning! Great start to today with a little “Oh god oh god oh god, what did I do what did I do?!!” news. Sometimes I think smartphone interface designers don’t have our best interests in mind. I know...

It is always funny to me that after a storm, a fire, a robbery, a murder, a rape, a kidnapping, or any other big news-worthy tragedy, that reporters manage to hone in on the most air-headed person in the entire city to...

Whatever you do, do not let yourself end up in Chihuahua, Mexico this weekend. You can not imagine the throbbing storm that is promising to blow a huge load rainstorm all over your face...

These are the kinds of local news stories that I live for. Crazy midwestern pastor? CHECK. Tuesday morning stripper squad? CHECK. SWEET MULLET AND PORN STACHE? CHECK CHECK...

If you were to think of a New Yorker committing a felony, the last thing you’d think would be that he’d be polite about it, right? I mean, New Yorkers are generally not even polite about going through doors...

As the unfortunate recipient of a mal-ware virus this weekend which turned my otherwise innocent laptop into a hub of every porn site known to man, including the oddly named, “porno.org,” which implies that there...

Well, finally an excuse for why you only date ugly chicks. Now you can say, “No man, I could have easily pulled that girl. But haven’t you heard that beautiful women are bad for your health? It’s all about...

On a strange note, comedian Katt Williams was arrested and accused of burglarizing a home that he was reportedly staying at. The owner of the farm property, record producer Barry Hankerson, assured police that he had given...