You know how much I love awkward news moments. This, this, and THIS, are just a few of the videos that make me giggle uncontrollably like a kid who just heard a fart in class. So when this vid hit the internet from our...

To be fair, I would do the same thing if some douche in those shorts came up and started f***ing around with my breakfast....

How was your weekend, everyone? Awesome? Did you hit the clubs? Meet a hot new booty call? Watch some football or basketball or soccer (haha, weirdo)? Well, whatever you did, stop thinking about it. IT’S OVER. STOP...

SPEAKING OF NERDS, Perfect for those days when you want to be fat, disgusting, AND lazy, ALL AT...

All I’m saying is, if by some strange accident I end up having a child, I hope he’s greeted into the world with a song like this! Accompanied by the sound of the heart monitor machine, this dad busts out a hit...

… but this time, there’s a twist! Check out this video from America’s most, um, down home game show out there, Family Feud (if you aren’t an a**hole, “down home” means “dumb as...

I think this video is supposed to show the terrifying attack of a wild animal on a defenseless bystander, and perhaps prod us to think about containing animals in enclosures and cages when they are clearly meant to run free...

No, sir, but you just made my...

Vince Schlomi, the Sham-wow-hocking-prostitute-punching infomercial dude is back with a new product you don’t need but will probably buy: The Schticky. According to Vince, it’s like a reusable lint roller that...

Did you participate in any fantasy football leagues this season? I’m sorry, let me rephrase that. Are you a young adult male with an interest in sports? Then you probably found yourself making some bets this past few...