The weekend is nearly here, guys. Two glorious days full of sun, fun, the first weekend of football, and a joyous lack of responsibility. Hopefully you’ll sign onto OBC and set up a sexy booty call to celebrate your...

Hyperbole (n): the use of exaggeration as a rhetorical device or figure of speech. It may be used to evoke strong feelings or to create a strong impression, but is not meant to be taken literally. Sometimes people use...

I’ve never really understood the hipster fashion fads of today. Everyone seems to be trying to emulate the LEAST attractive styles of the past century, like the late 80s and early 60s and the whole entire flapper era....

This is why I hate baseball. Not only is it boring and full of fat dudes and slow and monotonous and can end up going on for like TWENTY ONE INNINGS SOMETIMES, but in the rare case that something exciting DOES happen?...

This is just sad. Via Deadspin: Boost Mobile signed a huge multiyear sponsorship deal with the WNBA this morning, and it’s not like other American sport sponsorships. Boost won’t just have their name on...

Have you ever been to San Francisco? Or New York? Or like, any major metropolitan area in the nation? They all have these fantastic methods of public transport so you don’t have to have a car and pay $12,000 a gallon...

Yo Kanye, I’m really happy for you and I’mma let you finish, but Christina Aguilara has the best on-stage fall of all...

No shirt? Check. Potentially life-ending hobby? Check. Rock music? Check. Unintelligible language? Check. Beer logo? Check. Secret jealousy that my life isn’t chill enough to ride a homemade beer-scooter down a road...

Look, I’m not going to be one of those lying liars who says that getting a tattoo doesn’t hurt. Getting a tattoo f*cking HURTS. Someone is taking a needle attached to a GUN and injecting ink deep enough into...

Coming to you right on the heels of Redneck Tattoo Removal, we bring you another video that definitely uses some southern ambition – “Couch Surfing,” although we call it Redneck Rafting (or is it Redneck...