It’s the second week of May, how is your super slim down going? Have you been eating right? Exercising? Avoiding 2am doughnut runs? Good! By this time in July when this sun is really blazing, you’ll be...

Goodnight, Sweet Brown. You’ve been replaced as our favorite local news interviewee with an awesome catchphrase. If you could kindly step through the door to your left and join Antoine Dodson in obscurity, we...

Well, it’s here. Valentine’s Day. Ick. It’s like the world smells like roses, which is the 3rd worse scent, behind old fish in a trash can on a hot day, and Elizabeth Taylor White Diamonds. On a day like...

Music fans around the globe were thrilled this past weekend when the Coachella Valley Music festival finally dropped its lineup for the mid-April concert. However, despite nearly mass assumptions that The Rolling Stones...

WELCOME BACK, everyone! How was your Christmas/Navidad/religiously-unspecific holiday weekend? I would rate mine as being somewhere in between the best weekend of my life and the most taxing nightmare of all time. Use your...

In this day and age, people have pretty much lost all interest in the Oscars and the Golden Globes and the Grammy’s. The world moves too fast to care about things that take 9 months to make, you know? All we want is 10...

Something about Sarah Silverman’s voice just sounds like fingernails on a chalkboard to me. And her show was a gigantic crap-fest that capitalized on an obscene amount of poop jokes (and trust me, I LOVE a good poop...

It’s F-f-f-f-fridayyy! The weekend is nearly upon us, comrades, so let’s get the day started with some emotional caffeine in the form of a video of monkeys doing cannonballs into a pool. Sure, we’re about...

In case you were wondering if Hot Pockets were the official stoner food, here’s your...

A lot of people are poking fun at this music video today, saying it’s silly and totally-Bollywood and the auto-tune is overdone even in this post-Kesha world. However, on this Tuesday morning, sometimes you just need...