This gender-role-reversal video is pretty accurate, we’d say, especially the awkward “Mother Hen” friend who always tries to get their friends to leave when they aren’t getting hit on. Now if only chicks were ballsy enough to really be like that after a hook up. Sigh… someday…

Now if THAT doesn’t make you want to buy a crate of Durex condoms (or OBC’s condoms, either one), I don’t know what would! Banned or not, this ad did it’s job. Consider me sold.

I don’t think that’s what they meant, Lil Tee.

It’s just a reminder to all of us how dangerous technology can be when you’re just trying to get some tail. DO NOT DRINK AND TWEET, PEOPLE!

The big question, of course, is who that tweet was meant for? Another celeb? A fan? A blogger from San Diego who has had a crush on him since Freaks and Geeks? WHO KNOWS (probably the last one).

Sometimes you wake up bright and early in the morning to work and the sun is shining and the birds are singing and you’re just like SHUT THE HELL UP, DON’T YOU KNOW I WAS UP UNTIL 4 WATCHING BREAKING BAD (that SHOW, you guys! MY GOD!)? I’m sure I’m not the only one who, on days like this, needs a little cheering up in the form of a good ol’ fashioned animal YouTube movie. Something that appeals to the 5 year old inside us. Sometimes you just want to watch a frog play a game on a smartphone, and today is that day.

This is only proven more by the most recent ridiculous infomercial to hit the airwaves, Pajama Jeans for men. The entire commercial is dedicated to telling women they should buy their husbands and boyfriends this godawful-looking pair of sweatpants, claiming they are “Knit Jean Lounge Pants printed with realistic designs” and that they have “patches, rips and what looks like your favorite pair of boxers peeking out the top; the back has the same great details.” Wanna see what they mean? Observe:

The worst part of this whole scenario is the fact that Gawker claims many of the sizes on the website are SOLD OUT. Which means tons of women have ALREADY ORDERED THESE and are wrapping them up thinking their husbands are going to be SO EXCITED to wear WHATEVERTHEHELL those are up there. Reason #2,077 not to get married: your wife will probably buy you pajama jeans. UGH.

As December comes to a close, we come together as friends and family to celebrate the most important event of the year – finally deciding which weird internet things and celebrity scandals were the most important of the year!

It’s always tough to scour through the hours of weird videos from the past twelve months to find your favorites, so luckily the fine folks over at Videogum have done that just for us. Check out the videos below with those you love and remember the most important thing: how much time you wasted watching these when you were supposed to be filling our expense reports. Happy Holidays!

Gift giving is a tough subject. You never know who you’re supposed to be getting a gift for, or how much money you should spend, or whether or not they’ll even like what you choose. And when you aren’t in a relationship with some, but you are definitely “CLOSE” (ifyaknowhwatImean-hint-hint), it’s extra tough to figure out if you should get them a gift.

So, for the first time ever, we bring you a no-fail list of gifts for that special someone who occasionally shares your bed but not always only when you’re horny. Here is BCU’s top 5 list of things to buy your booty call!

For a dude:

1. Cosmopolitan’s Satisfy a Woman Every Single Time

At just over $12, this will be the gift that keeps on giving. Sure, Cosmo is notorious for giving miserable, borderline evil sex advice to women, but we imagine they know what they’re talking about in this book. Ladies, this book will be a gift to your fave booty call, but it’s also a gift to yourself ;)… just make sure to preface it with “NOT THAT YOU NEED IT BUT…”

For a lady:

2. Champagne and chocolate

And I don’t mean some M&Ms and a bottle of Andre. Shell out $20 and you can get a semi-decent bottle of wine and a box of Godiva chocolates that will, with any luck, get you BOTH in the mood!

3. A coupon for a massage (or more)

If you’re low on funds this year (and um, who isn’t?) print out a “coupon” for your booty call to redeem for one 30 minute massage, foot rub, or something a little more on the erotic side! Make it official by specifying an expiration date and adding terms and conditions, like “may not occur before 9pm and must be naked at time of redemption.”

4. These SEXY calendars

The 2012 “Reading is Sexy” calendar might not being as elite as its Pirelli cousin, but it still features 12 sexy months of near-naked hotties in the middle of a very hot act… READING! Not what you expected? Well, we promise, it’s just as risque as you’d want. Plus, 100% of the proceeds go to buying books for children who have none, so you can feel good about your purchase. Remember, reading is sexy, and so is being charitable!

5. The gift of health

We might not be able to keep away those winter colds, but you can ensure your (and your booty call’s) sexual health this holiday season by giving them a box of condoms! And over at Condomania, the options are endless, from glow in the dark to super ribbed or even CUSTOM FIT. This holiday season, say NO to STDs and pregnancy (but yes to fun hook ups) by scooping these up for your favorite booty call… or yourself!

The holidays are approaching, and as we all know, they can be a bit stressful. Of course, we love our families as they’ve been there for us in good times and bad, but something about the close quarters, red wine, and gift-giving just makes you want to dig into some old family secrets. Luckily, SNL’s newest awesome character “Drunk Uncle” has some tips for getting through the holidays with your family. OR DOES HE?

I suppose they’re saying that she’s both hot AND also funny? Which I take offense to because they’re saying this combination of traits is like a dude? I know, I know, most female comics aren’t funny. But now that it is becoming acceptable for women to joke about farts and not just periods and dating-woes, I believe that all the hilarious women WHO HAVE ALWAYS EXISTED are getting their fair share of attention. So congrats to Miss Wiig, for giving us ladies something to cheer (and laugh) about!

Oh and also, DAAAAMMNNN GIRL, lookin’ GOOD!