We like where your mind went, Kara, but um… no....

British sex toy web store LoveHoney.co.uk apparently knows how to nab new buyers! Their new web commercials show how you can use their sex toys for more than just pleasure in a worst-case-scenario: ZOMBIE ATTACK. As a person...

Sometimes the internet does a phenomenal job of being itself. For example when I’m trying to find out if this rash is contagious. Or if I really need to know the lyrics to a song that everyone stopped singing in 1989....

    You didn’t think we’d forget that it’s National Booty Awareness month, did you? And we’re in luck, today we barely had to make four clicks before we found something bootylicious to post about,...

I hate scary movies. They give me nightmares and make me nervous in my own house and make me wary of every person on the street because apparently just about anyone can be a unkillable murdering psycho-clown and you...

Ah yes, the golden age of Saturday Night Live. Before ex-members of All That turned up every skit, and women were hired (apparently) only for their looks, we had a glorious sketch parodying the awkwardness of NPR talk...

Hyperbole (n): the use of exaggeration as a rhetorical device or figure of speech. It may be used to evoke strong feelings or to create a strong impression, but is not meant to be taken literally. Sometimes people use...

We’ve seen many great sex product commercials. From our very own review of Wet Lubricants, to Durex’s infallible marketing team, we’re fully aware that the best ads are subtle, funny, creative, and a little...

Back in my day, there was no interwebs to go lookin’ fer someone to watch you while you tripped balls. You had to go at it alone, and pray to Lord Jesus himSELF that you didn’t accidentally talk to a tree for...

The tagline for Divine Rags, a clothing store in Tennessee, is “Celebrity Certified,” to which I said HAHAHA! OH REALLY? WHAT CELEBRITY? Or should I say, I said that before ACTUALLY watching this commercial. Now,...