Now this sounds like a game I want to be a part of! According to Gothamist, on Saturday the Art in General Gallery in New York City began a week-long, non-stop strip poker game. According to the article,

Each day for a week, from 10:30 a.m. to 6:00 p.m., seven players will gather around a white table in the storefront Project Space of Art In General to gamble away what most consider so dear, their clothes. At the end of each round, the players will get dressed and begin again, creating a meditative repetitious action that continues over the course of a workday.

Does that sound like the world’s most perfect work week to anyone else? Not only do the contestants get to spend a week laughing, making bets, and drinking beers, but they also get to see each other strip down to their birthday suits every single day for a week? Sounds more like a vacation than an art exhibit if you ask me.

Head over to Gothamist to see the rest of the (very NSFW) pics of a non-stop strip poker game. Color me #jealous!

However, after seeing this funny infographic that shows how the different types of birds in the game are like different types of sex, I sort of kind of maybe a little bit want to play the game just a little tiny bit. Check out the source for the full pic and let us know… which type of Angry Bird is YOUR sex life?

The New York Times CityRoom blog released this hilarious photo montage of the politicians from the past couple decades who got caught in the midst of sex scandals, all rocking the classic “I f***ed up and got caught” face. The first at top left is obviously our most recently disgraced pol Anthony Weiner, who did not follow our Sexting 101 rules and accidentally tweeted his peen to thousands. However, can you recognize the other five shameful guys?

Let’s play GUESS THAT SCANDAL!

See if you can match the scandal to the name and picture!

The scandal:

1. This governor reportedly spent over $80,000 on high priced prostitutes, including one who has gone on to have a “music career.”

2. This famous democrat had an affair with an intern in his offices, who was given away by a certain blue item of clothing.

3. This representative resigned when allegations surfaced (which he eventually admitted to) regarding him sexually harassing a member of his staff… a young, nubile male member.

4. This very right-wing politician openly called for the resignation of another politician who had an affair, and then was caught having an affair a decade later…with the wife of one of his top aides.

5. This politician was married twice and had two children when he resigned, and at the same time admitted his homosexuality and the fact that he’d been having an affair with his homeland security adviser. He is now working towards becoming a priest.

The politicians:

1. Bill Clinton

2. Eliot Spitzer

3. James McGreevey

4. John Ensign

5. Eric J. Massa

Answers below… DON’T CHEAT… you saw where it got those guys!

By the scandal:

1. Governor Eliot Spitzer, picture 2

2. President Bill Clinton, picture 4

3. Representative Eric Massa, picture 5

4. Senator John Ensign, picture 3

5. Governor James McGreevey, picture 1

Watching Charlie Sheen right now is like being a storm chaser. You’re running around attempting to follow a natural disaster, using all the knowledge you can remember to try and predict his next move, but sometimes he does something so unexpected and unpredictable that it ends up SMASHING SOMEONE UNDERNEATH A BARN.

However, when someone in Hollywood (who has more money than most of us will ever see in our entire lifetime and is blowing it on jet rides with glorified hookers) begins their breakdown, it’s our right as a public to be allowed a few minutes of laughter at their expense. And, because the BCU staff can never resist making bets, we thought it’d be only appropriate to set up an office pool for this type of situation. That way, when Charlie finally plummets into the deep dark hole once only inhabited by Nick Nolte and Britney Spears, maybe someone else will be (sorry for this) WINNING.

Here’s how you play:

1. Print out this list of the following potential Charlie Sheen headlines

2. Have each person in your office choose a potential date they believe each event could happen

3. Each bet costs a dollar, and all the money goes into a pool.

4. Price is right rules apply: the person closest without going over wins

5. Whoever predicts the most dates correctly wins.

Here are the Headlines:

1. Charlie Sheen Arrested

2. Charlie Sheen is Hospitalized

3. Charlie Sheen Caught Running Naked Through the Streets Of [whereverthehellhemightbe]

4. Charlie Sheen Charged With Involuntary Manslaughter of Adult Film Star(s)

5. Charlie Sheen Shot with Tranquilizer Dart/Tased Into Submission/Hogtied by Police

6. Charlie Sheen Drowns in Boobs

7. Charlie Sheen Contracts Chlamydia/Herpes/A Really Bad UTI

8. Charlie Sheen Stops Being Crazy (hahahahahha just kidding)

9. Charlie Sheen Holds Cast of Two and a Half Men Hostage

10. Charlie Sheen dies. Stops Winning.

There was a distinct line at my elementary school between the kids who loved Sim City and the kids who loved Oregon Trail. I’ll be honest: I was a Sim City type of girl. Building towns and then watching them crumble at the hands of your hideously inept governing skills… it was AWESOME.

However, I am not one to deplore the merits of the only PC game that killed your grandma, so when this hilarious parody movie trailer hit the ol’ intarnetz, I had as hearty a laugh as anyone. Enjoy, and good luck with the dysentary.

I remember May 21st vividly. Opened my laptop, connected it to my monitor, double clicked on Chrome (Chrome FTW!) and BAM POOF ZING, there it was. Google Pac-Man. I managed to avoid procrastinating on BCU material for most of the morning, until I got sleepy and got a coffee and clicked home again.

This is when I lost control, and then all of a sudden it was 6 o’clock and I had officially spent ALL. FREAKING. DAY. playing Pac-Man, learning fun little secrets (hit “Insert Coin” twice and you can play two player! Eeeek!) and rubbing my eyes every 30 seconds because little blue ghosts were burned into my retinas.

Apparently, I wasn’t the only one, because a recent report on BBC said Google Pac-Man ate up a ridiculous $120 million dollars in productivity, because while on most days people search about 22 times a day on Google, each for about 11 seconds, Pac-Man Day saw people spending an extra 36 seconds per search. Assuming the average office worker makes about $25 an hour, this added up to the ridiculous sum of $120 million dollars.

I imagine that for the average employee it went a little something like this.

“I wonder what the weather is going to be like for our business trip to Phoenix. Let me search this on Google. Oh, haha, Google… celebrating the birthday of Pac-Ma- WAIT. WHAT THE F-. YOU CAN PLAY?!!! Insert Coin… Omgomgomg. No one is around… I’ll just play one game.”

3 hours later…

Thanks Google. I blame you for corporate America’s loss of revenue that day. It’s all you and those little yellow drug addicts’ fault.

Read more at BBC

Welcome, readers, to your weekly dose of a female staffer pretending she knows anything about sports or physical activity of any kind! In this weeks episode: FOOTBALL! The sport I could have sworn ended like, a month ago is apparently back in full swing, with something called a “draft,” which I thought was a handwritten essay from 10th grade.

The hilarious writers over at The Asylum have come up with a drinking game to commemorate the new draft broadcast system. The draft starts airing tonight at 7:30 PM on the only channel men care about: ESPN.

Here are the rules for the NFL Draft Drinking Game:

Drink once:

1. each time Mel Kiper Jr. says one of his trademark phrases: “value pick,” “need pick,” “best available” and “that’s a reach.”
2. every time Kiper’s hair is referenced by another ESPN analyst.
3. every time an ESPN personality compliments a player’s suit.
4. each time one of the following is mentioned: Ryan Leaf, JaMarcus Russell, Matt Millen, Akili Smith, Ki-Jana Carter, Brian Bosworth, Tim Couch.
5. each time an analyst uses one of the following buzzwords or phrases to describe a player: “he’s raw”,”intangibles”,”body control”,”physical tackler”,”battle-tested”,”proven winner”,”arm length”,”gets stuck on blocks”,”release point”,”game speed”, or “low center of gravity”
6. every time Kiper and Todd McShay interrupt one another (this could get dangerous).

Find out the rest of the rules over at The Asylum!