Ah Texas. This state, if you ask me, falls just after Florida and Arizona in the “States That Should Secede Because They Are The Worst” category. Sure, they might not have goat-rapist and might not have created a...

Remember a couple weeks ago when Snooki (UGH already) was arrested on the beach for looking, sounding, and smelling like the walking Black Plague of Jaeger Shots? According to the AP, Prosecutors said at a hearing Wednesday...