Did you just get cheated on? Are you sad, upset, and hurt? Are you also a raving psychotic lunatic with anger issues? Yes? Then perhaps you should head over to crabrevenge.com, an online store that sells public lice to the...

I could be wrong, but I’m pretty sure I recently read somewhere that men are genetically predisposed to be disgusting. Your affinity for farting, your copious back hair, your ability to turn a bathroom into...

Let’s talk about your profile pic, gentlemen. We’ve discussed this before, but apparently my pep talk didn’t yet seep in. We’ve been going through the OBC profiles recently, and I’ve been...

If you haven’t yet checked out ChatRoulette, you’re missing out on the newest craze among teens and creepy perverts across the globe. Already it has made semi-famous a dude named Merton, a Ben Folds...

There are things in life that cannot be unseen. War photos, the creepy music video for the Hot Chip song “I Feel Better”, and Joe Theismann’s leg break back in December of 1985 are all on my personal...

Here’s the thing about body hair, guys. There is a fine line between sexy and creepy, and unintentionally falling into the creepy category is pretty much a dealbreaker with women. Although there are those women who...

I don’t know about your state, but California at the moment is having a severe infestation. Not of locusts or fruit flies; that might be bearable, but instead it’s the dreaded hipsters. With their too-small...

Were you under the impression that your vagina was okay? Well, you were wrong. According to beauty “specialists” your vagina is in need of some serious adjustment. Everything from its color to its smell is gross...

Everyone knows how shameful it feels when you wake up to a clearly alcohol-induced one night stand in your bed. With a massive headache and a bad feeling in the pit of your stomach, you roll over to see a beast of epic...

Here at BCU, we pretty much consume three things: pizza, burritos, and beer. Naturally, our local Chipotle is a pretty frequent stop on the lunch circuit. That being said, even we find it hard to believe what Jeremy Baier of...