Scanning the last, oh, 5 or so articles, I’ve realized a trending topic on BCU: Penis. Or, more specifically, penis, penis, porn, pope penis, and penis, respectively.

So to clear your palate of awkward posts about penis and porn, here is a video very motivated and confident man smashing his face into a piece of wood. Like, 10 times. It is literally the best thing you will see all day.

The Harvard Sailing Team isn’t actually the water sports enthusiasts from an Ivy League School, but we only hope they can be as successful, because they are a hilarious sketch comedy group that were the masterminds behind this video.

Here’s my question. Is this really what we look like to you? Tell me. I want to know. I want to know everything I don’t want you to tell me I’m annoying.

OMG OMG OMG OMG.

Alright guys, I know that I might have a teeny weeny itty bitty crush on Zach Galiafinakis that might be borderline stalker status, but I can not be the only one in the world who is out-of-this-world excited to see him host SNL this weekend. Especially since the last few guest stars have been about as funny as a malaria outbreak.

This video is probably the most hilarious thing that will happen to the Super Bowl this year, unless by some miracle Drew Brees and Peyton Manning bust out a choreographed rendition of Pants on the Ground in the middle of the Sun Life Stadium. Enjoy.