Do you ever wonder how people survived in a world without “That’s What She Said” jokes? I mean, I’m sure people always had a way of communicating that something unintentionally sounded sexual, but the perfectly crafted “that’s what she said” has made making jokes like that an internationally understood language!

On that note – I give you the best Harrelson Toyota commercial ever:

In the last few days, the fog of Obama hate that seems to have been surrounding this nation in the past few months has really started to clear. From his awesome speech at the White House Correspondence Dinner to his release of his birth certificate to that one other thing he did that I can’t really remember… something something Lin Baden or something?… we’ve finally gotten back to a point where a large portion of the country respects the Commander in Chief.

So, of course, let the onslaught of parody videos begin. 45 seconds into the following clip, I was like, “eh, this could be…” and then I shut my damn mouth because it becomes 100%, absolutely, positively, the
greatest Obama parody video I have ever seen. I promise you, you want to see it.

If the Lonely Island boys are good at one thing, it’s making us all cringe, laugh, and gasp all at the same time. With “Motherlover,” “D*** in a Box,” and their multiple other rated-R hits, we were introduced to a glorious new genre of music, which I will now dub… musical shock-comedy. And now, with the coming release of their new album, Turtleneck and Chain, Andy Samberg and his buddies have graced us with a preview of the truly vulgar awesomeness that is to come with this YouTube intro video, appropriately titled, “We’re back.”

As the headline suggests, this video is VERY NSFW. And I mean, like, seriously. Your mother would cry if she heard this.

Scanning the last, oh, 5 or so articles, I’ve realized a trending topic on BCU: Penis. Or, more specifically, penis, penis, porn, pope penis, and penis, respectively.

So to clear your palate of awkward posts about penis and porn, here is a video very motivated and confident man smashing his face into a piece of wood. Like, 10 times. It is literally the best thing you will see all day.

The Harvard Sailing Team isn’t actually the water sports enthusiasts from an Ivy League School, but we only hope they can be as successful, because they are a hilarious sketch comedy group that were the masterminds behind this video.

Here’s my question. Is this really what we look like to you? Tell me. I want to know. I want to know everything I don’t want you to tell me I’m annoying.

Alright guys, I know that I might have a teeny weeny itty bitty crush on Zach Galiafinakis that might be borderline stalker status, but I can not be the only one in the world who is out-of-this-world excited to see him host SNL this weekend. Especially since the last few guest stars have been about as funny as a malaria outbreak.

This video is probably the most hilarious thing that will happen to the Super Bowl this year, unless by some miracle Drew Brees and Peyton Manning bust out a choreographed rendition of Pants on the Ground in the middle of the Sun Life Stadium. Enjoy.