If I were to think of the least sexual person on the face of the planet… the number one person that I would not like to picture naked in the throes of passion, the top human being in the world who I would rather gouge...

When you think of television shows that you really wish were made into a porn parody, what comes to mind? Friends? Entourage? True Blood? Obviously not, because those might actually be sexy and entertaining, right?!...