Sometimes you wake up with a creeping self-doubt that really sticks a wrench in your day. You’re stressed about money, or relationship stuff, or family strife or health issues, or whatever. Maybe you think, jeez, I am...

Although I feel like Friday is the best day for a fail – when we’re all anxious and itchy for the weekend to come and the only thing that can placate us is a fat guy failing to rob a liquor store, it seems that...

I guarantee you that they picked this blondie to interview because she is super cute and has another pair of super cute legs in spandex wrapped around her head. You know what they say, sex sells, even on daytime news shows...

Ah yes, everyone, it wouldn’t be a day on the internet without someone doing something stupid on video, and the first FAIL of the year is definitely going to show up on the end of 2012 “top fail videos of the...

I imagine the stress that delivery drivers must be going through this time of year – working doubly as hard and fast for the same pay, lugging massive packages around the city for hours upon hours and then going home...

So, you thought that attempting to mug an MMA fighter was bad? Well, at least Anthony Miranda didn’t KNOW the dude was a professional ass-kicker. In this next dumb-ass criminal story, we may have found someone even...

Ah yes, the sweet sweet return of Dumb Criminal posts, how I have longed for thee. Nothing… not Chris Brown being called gay, not cow nipple couture, not even Marion Barber eating the turf makes me as happy as a short...

  Remember like, less than three days ago when I told you I hadn’t seen a really decent dumb criminal story in a long time and I thought maybe they were slowly Darwin-ing themselves out of the world? Well, turns out...

I don’t believe in karma. I wish karma were real because I would totally be nicer to people, but I know people who have gone through their lives getting the sh*t end of the stick (and too many undeserving people...

In the dog eat dog world of Dumb Criminal Offs, the stakes are continually pushed to the limits of stupidity, making each week more and more difficult for the competitors. Especially when you have a state like Florida, which...