IT’S ELECTION DAY, EVERYONE! YOU. ME. POLLING BOOTH. BALLOTS! POLITICAL JARGON? YES PLEASE! LET’S. GET. IT. ON. Just kidding. We’re sure you’re tired of the non-stop political commercials and public...

It’s a big day for Team OBC over here: it’s Taco Tuesday, I received my monthly Cheese Aficionado magazine, and OH YEAH GUESS WHAT, OnlineBootyCall.com reached 5 MILLION MEMBERS! Can you believe it? To put that...