Okay, so maybe I haven’t exactly been on a search for the worst infomercial of the year. Maybe the only other infomercial I’ve even taken notice of this year was for Vince “I bite hookers” Schlomi and...
Worst Use of the Wor...
posted by BCU Girl
Acceptable uses of booty: a) a hot derriere b) a sexy hook up c) something a pirate collects on the high seas Unacceptable use of the word booty: ANYTHING MICROWAVABLE AND “MOIST” THAT GOES ON YOUR DISGUSTING...
The Schticky
posted by BCU Girl
Vince Schlomi, the Sham-wow-hocking-prostitute-punching infomercial dude is back with a new product you don’t need but will probably buy: The Schticky. According to Vince, it’s like a reusable lint roller that...
Pajama Jeans for Men...
posted by BCU Girl
Don’t get me wrong. I understand that the concept of buying infomercial products is sort of… “ironic.” Like, “hahaha, look what I got for you as a joke! You can’t complain about it because...
The Tug Toner
posted by BCU Girl
I am convinced that the marketers behind many of our favorite “As Seen on TV” products are much more self-aware than we think they are. The ad teams creating the commercials for Snuggie, the Sham Wow, and the...
The Snazzy Napper
posted by BCU Girl
So everyone, how was your weekend? Did you go to the drive-in or get a sweet in-pool beer pong table? Did you have delicious fish tacos accompanied by frosty cold beer or margaritas or grain alcohol? Did you see some...

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