Last week, I received this question from an OBC damsel in distress: Dear Professor, I met a studly guy here on OBC, but sadly, he is going away to Iraq next month. Do you have any tips to make this long distance booty call...

It seems that many of the girls that I’ve encountered in the past have told me the same thing; “I’m usually not like this, but…” Now, I’d like to believe that I’ve got some hypnotic...