I remember explaining to my little brother when he was about 8 years old that the world wasn’t always a happy place. Bad things just happen, and there is nothing you can do about it, so it’s important to embrace...

Oh god. OH GOD NO. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GO ABOUT MY DAY NORMALLY WITH THIS INFORMATION? IT’S LIKE IF A SCHOOL COUNSELOR CAME IN DURING STORY TIME IN KINDERGARTEN AND SAID “YOUR MOM’S DEAD, BUT FINISH THAT...

I don’t feel any real need to cover the MTV Video Music Awards with you, because honestly, I’m pretty sure that the entire offices of MTV have just been reduced to one computer spitting out algorithms that figure...

Prepare for a hilarious EFF-YOU to a guy who makes all other shirtless douche bags look like pleasant do-gooders: according to E! News, clothing company Abercrombie and Fitch claims they are willing to pay Jersey Shore star...

In what could be the most ill-advised fashion foray since Lee Pipes, footwear company MeyeWorld (uh, who?) have decided to launch a line of flip flop sandals with the help of our generation’s most STYLISH pinto bean...

Lindsey Lohan will be in the Gotti movie, although admittedly I don’t know who the Gottis are. [TheSuperficial] In celebration of 4/20, Ron Weasley smokes a bong. People freak out, we think it’s hilarious....

TWO JERSEY SHORE POSTS IN TWENTY-FOUR HOURS? It’s official, guys, all this internet activity is turning my brain to mush. However, this video was absolutely, unavoidably necessary, because it shows our least favorite...

As a person who vehemently opposes the celebrity worship of people like those on the Jersey Shore, you think that I would steer clear of giving them any more publicity unless it included outing their obvious drug use....

I know that this is going to come as a shock to you, but the guys on the Jersey Shore might be putting some illicit substances in their bodies. I know, I KNOW. It’s like hearing Santa Claus isn’t real, but the...

Yours truly is taking a much needed VAY-CAY to Temecula wine country today, so for the next 48 hours, you’re on your own. I set up a Weekend To-Dos for tomorrow, and there are leftovers in the fridge so warm them up...