Via The Superficial: Vanessa is walking away with $75 million, which we’re told represents close to half of their total assets, estimated at around $150 million. TMZ previously reported several transfers of property earlier this year between Kobe and Vanessa. It turns out, based on the property settlement, Vanessa scored a clean sweep, snagging ALL THREE of the former couple’s mansions in the Newport Beach area. Vanessa gets the estate the couple was living in, the estate...
My Big Fat American ...
posted by BCU Girl
Did you think My Super Sweet 16 was an awful show? How about Bridezillas? How do you feel about Jersey Shore? And garish displays of material wealth? If you’re like me, your answer to all those questions can be...
Top 5 Reasons Not to Get Married of 2011
posted by BCU Girl
Considering the fact that 2011 has been The Year of the Booty Call, it’s not much of a surprise that it’s also the year of realizing-that-marriage-is-crazy. It seems like each of the 52 weeks provided some new story or study that showed that we as a public are finally coming to see that getting married in your twenties isn’t the ONLY option (and in fact might be the very worst one). Let’s take a look at our top 5, shall we? 1. The SHOCKING amount celebrity...
White Castle Wedding
posted by BCU Girl
Because nothing says romance like bite-size burgers that chubby stoners worship, THAT’S WHAT I ALWAYS SAY....
Married Couples Are ...
posted by BCU Girl
The race towards the 2012 presidential election is in full swing, with candidates doing their best to avoid the issues and viciously attack each other instead. It’s cool, we’re America. It’s how we do...
Kim Kardashian Wants...
posted by BCU Girl
Sometimes I think that maybe I’m being a little hard on reality stars. To be fair, I guarantee that if I were in the same situation – offered millions of dollars to act vapid and superficial, I’d probably...
The Most Important K...
posted by BCU Girl
She claims that “things didn’t go as planned,” he claims he is “blindsided,” their pre-nup was about as rock solid as a granite countertop. All those statements are moot in comparison to the...
Kim Kardashian Is Ge...
posted by BCU Girl
This morning my friend sent me a Facebook message that said, “Do you think E! will have a special called “Kim’s Fairytale Divorce”?” and I laughed because hahaha, that couple is probably going...
Evangelicals are Having Pre-Marital Sex Too
posted by BCU Girl
Despite their crying out that we’re all going to hell for having casual sex, it turns out most evangelical Christians have had pre-marital sex too, which seems to prove two things – it’s natural, and inevitable! According to Jezebel and Relevant Magazine, 80% of unmarried evangelical Christians aged 18-29 have had sex. The figure is just under 88% for the general population, meaning evangelicals aren’t all that much better at abstinence than anyone...
Woman Kills Husband,...
posted by BCU Girl
I always feel bad when I’m writing a snarky anti-marriage article and it comes to my attention that there are allegations of abuse in the story. Whether or not I think marriage is a death trap has nothing to do with...

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