The Googlher from Randy Sarafan on Vimeo. Finally a use for that boring, out-of -date, useless website, “the Google”! After years of questioning what a site like that could POSSIBLY be practical for, we now have...

Sex toys are getting crazy these days, aren’t they? Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for it, but jeez – when guys are crashing into sex stores because the masturbatory assistance products inside are THAT...

It’s been a while since we’ve had a decent dumb criminal off, hopefully because they are all interbreeding and dying off like the Hapsburgs, but today I came across something a little different – two...

  Not only is “chronic masturbation syndrome” a thing, but according to the bank robber above, he suffers from it and believes that the jail he is serving time in should be required to let him have pornography...

Gamer chick gone Daily Show correspondent turned sitcom star Olivia Munn has been in the news quite a bit recently, for wearing revealing panties on the cover of Maxim (SHOCKER), for allegedly hooking up with Justin...

This sign is clearly from the 1980s, and here is how I can tell: 1)“Use”? People don’t use internet porn. Porn doesn’t walk away after you’ve fapped to it and feel dirty and taken advantage of....

Come on, guys. Come...

Showing up just a couple of days after the apparently much milder Playboy App, the “FapMapper” is a tool for those who care to share their favorite masturbation and public sex locations. Weird? Perhaps yes, but...

And, college students wonder why tuition keeps increasing? “semen related costs” can get hefty, kids! Take care of your business in your own rooms. Is that too much to ask?