Enter Gisele Bundchen, the Victoria’s Secret model turned NFL star arm candy, who at 31 and after giving birth a child, still looks like this:

DAMN YOU, GISEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!

Via Daily Mail

Last night’s VS fashion show, as per usual, was chock full of stunning models in various levels of undress, making the boys drool and the ladies jealous with their fantastic bodies and sexy lingerie. With so many different models to ogle, it seems almost impossible to choose the hottest one, doesn’t it? However, we want to know what YOU think, so here is our poll. Which VS angel was the hottest thing to walk down the catwalk last night? Check out the gallery and then vote below!

It’s nice when really big moments come from out of nowhere and surprise you. Like when you forget it’s payday and then BAM! you suddenly have enough money to eat more than just ramen three times a day. Or when you wake up all hungover one Monday and realize it’s a holiday and you can go back to bed. Or when you open Firefox one Tuesday morning to find out that the 2011 SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT EDITION IS FINALLY HERE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY EEEEE!!!!!

That’s right guys. The only time that anyone in America actually buys a hard copy of a magazine since 1999 is upon us. Pages and pages and pages of supermodels is string bikinis (or less) is on newsstands ready to be picked up and read in the comfort of your own creepy dark bathroom.

And who graces the cover this year? None other than Russian model Irina Shayk, Cristiano Ronaldo’s WAG who we highlighted back in December when she sexed up the cover of GQ and made us want to plant a bear trap in Ronaldo’s hotel room somewhere.

This beautiful work of art goes on sale today, so hurry to pick one up today that doesn’t have sticky pages yet before they sell out.

After all the creepy drive-through sex shops and dudes with their oral sex requests all over the place, I feel like we could all use a little mind rinse with the sexiest women in fashion: that’s right: THE VICTORIA’S SECRET FASHION SHOOOOOW.

The actual prime time event isn’t premiering until the end of November, but we got a sneak peek at some of the shots from the world’s most important fashion show, and let me tell you: they’re a teeny, tiny bit weird. I mean, sure, we all need a little variety in our lingerie cat-walks, but at the same time, come on — do we need this creepy weight-lifter uniform (above) or the several demonic-looking winged things that made an appearance at several times throughout the show? Let me just see the sexy Santa outfits and glittery angel outfits of yesteryear! All these gol-darn new-fangled get-ups are makin’ me feel like a durn geezer over here! WILLIKERS!

Anyway, if there is one thing we’re thankful for it was the aptly chosen musical guest, Katy Perry, donning her VS Angel’s status bod in some incredible outfits. Sure her voice sounds like a dying Rhesus monkey’s desperate AIDS-fueled howls, but hey – it’s not a true Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show party unless the TV’s on mute and everyone drinks each time an ass cheek is shown, AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT?

Check back with us for BCU’s certified Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Drinking game on Tuesday, November 30th!

I’d like to say that I burned my fingertips off on a fireball, or that my hands were shattered by a speeding bullet train, but the truth is I just plum forgot. With all the excitement around Woody’s goal kick and Sexomnia and the disparity I feel at the thought of another ruined Lucasfilm franchise — the hot girl post fell to the wayside.

So with my deepest, humbles, apologies, I bring you, the top 5 hottest South African Exports.

5) Tatum Keshwar Miss South Africa 2008

4) Dominique Piek – Swimsuit model

3) Candice Boucher — Playboy’s Miss April 2010

2) Candice Swanepoel —  Victoria’s Secret model

1) Charlize Theron — Actress

There you have it. The hottest ladies to come out of South Africa — host of the 2K10 World Cup, that starts… (eeeeeee!!!!) TOMORROWWWWW!

All photos from BroBible

The beanbag chair has a terrible reputation, considering you usually only find them in peoples’ basements or college dorm rooms or your loser cousin’s living room next to his “end table” that’s actually the box his microwave came in.

However, a visit to Asylum informed us that a new line of bean bags has arrived that may bring the bean bag back to its 1970s height of popularity, and they are called Booty Beanbags. Visiting the site, you’ll notice they use hot chicks as their models and suggestive quips like, “Expecting company? Check out the Chofa for three.” Because I’m sure you, like me, have always wanted to have a threesome on an unwieldy hacky sack that sinks in the middle.

If you’re like we were and are a little suspicious of whether or not a bean bag could get you laid, head on over to the Booty Babes section of the website. These leggy models are seemingly proof that the Booty Beanbag could your must-buy furniture piece of the season.

Go shopping for these Booty Beanbags at their store

Did you know that up until the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition hits the stands, none of the models know who is gonna be on the cover? I imagine them all (still in bathing suits, obviously) sleeping on the sidewalk next to the 4th and F newstand, waiting for the truck to drop off the magazines, after which a fight breaks out and for some unfortunate reason they end up naked. Is this how you picture it?

Needless to say, this years mag is out, and the lucky cover girl is the insatiably sexy Brooklyn Decker, a blonde bombshell who looks completely stunning in the cover photo. She will definitely have a place on our next tribute to hand bras.

1. Carmen Electra

We forgive Carmen for that terrible reality show she made with her then husband Dave Navarro, and we even forgive her for ever dating Dennis Rodman. Let’s be honest, we’d forgive her for just about anything if she lived her life wearing only a hand bra.

2. Jennifer Scholle

Who is this girl? Does anyone know? I think shes famous for being someone’s girlfriend? Or wife maybe? We really couldn’t care less because this is quite possibly the hottest picture in the history of the world: it’s a double whammy of hand bra and side boob, with the added bonus of a butt shot. Whoever photographed this- we salute you.

3. Bobbie Sue Luthor

The host of the über nerdy Junkyard Wars shows that there’s more to her than announcing whether the Catapult Carnage  beat Jet Grenade. Despite working alongside acne-ridden mechanical geeks, she’s retained a flawless body, exemplified by this high-quality hand bra photo.

4. Sofia Vergara

You might of noticed we’ve been talking a lot about the Colombian bombshell from ABC’s Modern Family. It might be because we love that show, or it might be because this woman has got a rack that acts like a homing device to all males in the world.

5. Joana Krupa

One of the artsier photos in the bunch, the dark background and rainfall do not detract from the epic example of hand bra sexiness that this Dancing with the Stars hottie’s got going on. Very impressive.

We’ve all seen those cheesy motivational posters: there is a drop of water hitting a lake and it says something cliche like, “There is no I in team.”  However, these new sexy motivational posters, all located at the CHIVE, are much more our style. Featuring foxy ladies like Sofia Vergara (above), we can’t help but be extremely motivated!

5) Olivia Wilde

Maxim had her at #1, but I have to bump her up a few notches because I don’t watch House, and apparently that’s where she exudes immeasurable amounts of hotness. However, I do recall her short but incredibly sexy run on The O.C. a few years back, where she and Mischa Barton shared a kiss. As that image is burned in my mind for all eternity, she can stay on the list.

4) Mila Kunis

Yes, I am aware that Forgetting Sarah Marshall came out in 2008, but by the time I got to Target to buy the DVD, it was 2009. And the surprise that Jackie from That 70′s Show got freakin’ crazy hot is still fresh in my mind. I’m making the list here, not you.

3) Malin Akerman

This year, she went from Ben Stiller’s hilariously psychotic wife in The Heartbreak Kid to a distraction from Billy Crudup’s creepy Smurf junk on The Watchmen. Either way, she was super hot. And, true to my flawless memory for lesbian scenes, she  was definitely in a threesome on Entourage a couple seasons back. Extra point!

2) Bar Rafaeli

Bar Rafaeli may not have starred in any big screen movies this year, but she graced the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition with her unquestionably rockin’ bod like, 57 times. And if you weren’t smart enough to pick up that magazine the day, nay the minute, it came out, I feel sorry for your poor, poor soul.

1)  Megan Fox

Don’t hate on me for making the obvious choice. I could have easily scanned the pages of some indie mag to find some “totally underrated” girl who, if you tilt your head and squint your eyes is like, kinda sorta pretty, but instead, I picked the world’s most bombshell brunette. From Transformers 2 to Jennifer’s Body, this unfairly genetically-blessed goddess has no business anywhere else except at Number One! Deal with it!

Check out the other 95 insanely hot women of the year at Maxim.com