There are many, many things I would do for $5,000. Some of which are potentially illegal and would reflect poorly upon me as a person but oh well cause FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS. This winter, we’re excited to announce that we’re straight up GIVING AWAY $5,000 in prizes to the people who can make the most AWESOME, BRAIN-MELTINGLY PHENOMENAL OnlineBootyCall commercial. Starting right now, we’re throwing a contest for ANYONE (OBC members and non-members alike) to make...
Booty Economics
posted by BCU Girl
With the unemployment rate hovering just below 10% these days, we’re all lucky to even have a job, whether it be at a fast food joint or a clothing store or as a fart-joke-loving blogger pretending to know about...
Tiger Woods Paid His...
posted by BCU Girl
Man, Tiger can’t seem to climb out of that grave he dug himself. Just weeks after his press conference apology, new information is coming out from TMZ (ultimate revealer of celebrities’ closet skeletons) that...
Millionaire Looks fo...
posted by BCU Girl
Tom Feltenstein, a single millionaire, decided to bypass dating altogether and put up a billboard, which read “Have Maid, Have Money, Would Love a Honey!” Needless to say, the guy is married now. Surprise,...
7 Things You Could B...
posted by BCU Girl
Aston Martin, purveyor of all cars obscenely awesome, has just released a new model, the Aston Martin One-77. It is so lavish that they only made 77 of them. Before you think about pulling out your credit card, you should...
Brazilian Thieves St...
posted by BCU Girl
It seems as though Brazil’s obsession with soccer has finally caused a problem. Who could have seen this coming? During this weekend’s season-ending matches in Sao Paulo, thieves managed to steal $6 million from...
Tiger Woods’ R...
posted by BCU Girl
Oh look, yet another reason to avoid marriage. Amidst one of the most publicized stories of athlete infidelity, reports are arising that Tiger Woods is going to pay his wife to remain in the marriage, and we’re not...
Serena Williams Fine...
posted by BCU Girl
Remember Serena Williams’ expletive-laced rant at a line judge during the US Open? I believe she threatened to shove her tennis ball down the judge’s throat? Yeah, that one. Well, turns out her tirade is going...
Man Robbed of $2 Mil...
posted by BCU Girl
As you know, OnlineBootyCall is giving one lucky member the chance to win a million bucks to celebrate 4 million members now on the site! However, Reuters gives some sound advice. Do NOT, under any circumstances, get your...
Bugatti With A Boot
posted by BCU
I guess even million dollar sports cars aren’t exempt from parking tickets. Speaking of a million dollars, OBC’s new Million Dollar Sweepstakes might just make it possible for you to own one of these V12 bad...

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