You know, America really is a big ol’ hypocrite. One minute it’s saying, “hey! Pull yourself up by your bootstraps and get a job and make a life for yourself!” and “the government doesn’t...

Whoa! Weird, right?! Let’s do some investigating. Here are some possible explanations for this story: That guy took some magic mushrooms and none of this actually happened. The...

That, my friends, is a picture of a man who has defied Darwin’s theory of ‘survival of the fittest.’ According to the Smoking Gun, Ahmed Hasnain of Kansas ordered a prostitute to his Motel 6 on Wednesday,...

It’s times like these that I want to take a page out of the Mormons’ book and start going on missions trips to areas that don’t yet know about the wonders of online dating (and specifically...

It’s been a while since we’ve had a decent dumb criminal off, hopefully because they are all interbreeding and dying off like the Hapsburgs, but today I came across something a little different – two...

Now this is the kind of abuse we like from women! According to a reports, a Russian hairdresser was working in her salon when a man entered the front door, intending to rob the place. Unbeknownst to him, the thin blonde...

Gentleman, brace your junk – according to a report by Reuters, a California woman has been accused of  drugging her estranged husband, chopping off his penis, and sticking it in the garbage disposal. Catherine Kieu...

Guess what’s BACK, everyone! It’s Obviously Obvious News, straight from channel obvious in Obviousville! According to a very scientific and most likely extremely expensive study, two researchers from Indiana...

Well, finally an excuse for why you only date ugly chicks. Now you can say, “No man, I could have easily pulled that girl. But haven’t you heard that beautiful women are bad for your health? It’s all about...