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I read about this story earlier this week, but ignored it in the same way I try to avoid all reality star “news,” unless it pertains to the “marriage can wait” theme. Khloe Kardashian having a...

It’s 2012, folks. My iPhone can be used as a remote control, I ate a vegan chocolate chip cookie last night, and I was in a car yesterday that can park itself. Pretty much, things are moving forward. Except Ohio,...

You know how sometimes you’re at a concert for a band or musical group you really like, and the curtain raises and BOOM, they start playing your favorite song? And you’re like YEEEEAHHHH I LOVE THIS SONG but then...

This post isn’t actually about the divorce of controversial singer Sinead O’Connor (she once ripped up a picture of the pope on live television) after only 16 days of marriage, but I figured it would be smart to...

I don’t have kids, but I do have two younger brothers, so I know how absolutely unbearable children can be at times. Sometimes you just want to drive them out to the desert and leave them there while you take a g*ddamn...

Apparently that TWO MILLION DOLLAR “I’m sorry” ring just didn’t do the trick – according to TMZ, Kobe Bryant’s wife Vanessa is filing for divorce. Previously known for the 2003 sexual...

I was alerted last night that North Korean dictator (or in their words, “Dear Leader”) had died of “physical fatigue” or maybe a stroke while on a train in Pyongyang yesterday. Jon-Il, who has been...

So, you thought that attempting to mug an MMA fighter was bad? Well, at least Anthony Miranda didn’t KNOW the dude was a professional ass-kicker. In this next dumb-ass criminal story, we may have found someone even...