I guess, if anything you have to appreciate the audacity and honesty of the hero in our next story. Apparently bars and dating sites just weren’t cutting it for The Phone Book bachelor, because he ventured where no...

    Ah yes, college keggers. Nothing says “I’m working to further my education so as to become a productive member of society” than 250 people chugging cheap beer, watching chicks making out in a corner,...

Remember that post yesterday about how women are leading “Sexually Disadvantaged Men” like stray sheep into believing they aren’t terrible* in bed? Well, apparently I did not read the report thoroughly...

Alright everyone, pack your bags, we’re moving to New York City. According to a report by People magazine, Kim Kardashian is looking for a booty call. Apparently, she and her sister Kourtney are starring in a new...

We all love our grandparents. They’re wise, have stories about our parents that we can save in our shame arsenal, and are usually purveyors of those hard butterscotch candies that no one else seems to like, but damn I...

  OBC has been saying “You don’t have to promise marriage just to get a date” for years, shouting it from the rooftops, car windows, and public bathroom toilets in Barstow, CA (sidenote: don’t ever...

It’s a big day for Team OBC over here: it’s Taco Tuesday, I received my monthly Cheese Aficionado magazine, and OH YEAH GUESS WHAT, OnlineBootyCall.com reached 5 MILLION MEMBERS! Can you believe it? To put that...

Along with my affinity for a finely breaded chicken mound, as a first grader I liked boys with blond hair, playing freeze tag, and juice. I hated milk. At the ripe old age of twenty-blahblahblah, I still love the nuggets,...

Awww. Obviously Obvious News, I missed you! It’s been so long since we learned that Running with the Bulls is still dangerous. Luckily, Reuters is at it again, letting us know that subjecting yourself to ungodly heat...

These are the kinds of local news stories that I live for. Crazy midwestern pastor? CHECK. Tuesday morning stripper squad? CHECK. SWEET MULLET AND PORN STACHE? CHECK CHECK...