I know what you’re thinking – “FINALLY!” Me too. All I’ve been saying for the past 6 years is “why won’t Kim Kardashian do x-ray her butt so we know that she doesn’t have ass...

shock (n): Something that jars the mind or emotions as if with a violent unexpected blow. In a sentence: It was a total shock to me when I read that Charlie Sheen AKA The Warlock AKA The Masheen AKA psychotic child star...

Oh celebrities, when WILL you learn to stay off Twitter?! According to MediaTakeOut.com, Rihanna and her abusive ex have been in touch, and perhaps in an “intimate” way, because he recently sent and deleted a...

Alright, Florida, you might be redeeming yourself with this awesome crime story (might is the key word here. It’s gonna be tough to redeem this this and this)… According to Gawker, this young, attractive couple...

  If you’re my age (an age which is less than a quarter of a century but older than a fifth of one), you probably grew up flinching to the impossibly painful and awkward performances of the Jackass crew on MTV. Before...

I don’t know about you, but I always assumed that Canadians were the most mild-mannered humans on the planet. Like the type of person that you’d bump into on the subway and they’d apologize. I still think...

I was beginning to think, excitedly, that perhaps the Darwin effect was working on all the dumb criminals out there. Maybe they were all finally in jail, or witnessed the carnage on their fellow idiots and decided to stay...

Considering the plot of the E! reality show ‘Girls Next Door,’ you might have been surprised when Hugh Hefner finally decided to get married (for the third time) to 24-year-old Crystal Harris. You were probably...

In what is officially the cherry on the Weinergate scandal cake, the New York Times is reporting that Anthony Weiner’s wife, Clinton aide Huma Abedin is pregnant. YUP. PREGGERS. At a time like this. GOOD JOB, WEIN. In...

  Let’s get one thing clear – I am not a smart person. I mean, I can read and like, add things together (I definitely can’t subtract at all) and sometimes can figure out a crossword puzzle okay, but I do...