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It’s a big day for Team OBC over here: it’s Taco Tuesday, I received my monthly Cheese Aficionado magazine, and OH YEAH GUESS WHAT, OnlineBootyCall.com reached 5 MILLION MEMBERS! Can you believe it? To put that in perspective, if we were a city, we’d have a bigger population than that of Los Angeles and San Francisco combined! And if we were a country, we’d be somewhere in between Turkmenistan and Singapore! And if we were an awesome OBC party island, we’d be as big as Sicily, which is party of Italy, so… free pizza for everyone!

Okay, not really about the pizza thing, but HEY! We’re very proud to announce this big milestone, as well as another exciting one: we’ve officially trademarked the term “Booty Call”! Being the number one casual dating site in the world, we believe we’ve earned it, but of course we couldn’t do it without you, our awesome, loyal members. So a huge thank you to all of you, and we hope we’ve made you proud!

Read the whole press release about these exciting milestones at BusinessWire!

Rewind to a few months ago: the OBC team was thinking about a massive overhaul. A site rebranding, if you will, that would freshen the site’s look and feel and resolidify us as the #1 casual dating site in the world. Then we remembered one of the most fun, entertaining projects we’ve ever released: The Booty Call Commandments! That’s it, we thought, what better cornerstone to build on for a fun new twist to the site than the commandments themselves?

So, we’ve decided to rerelease the commandments for your enjoyment and education (this is Booty Call U, after all), and they can be found in their entirety here, here, and also here.

“Despite the changes in the look and feel of the site, our mission is still the same. We create a place where like-minded singles can meet, flirt and date, without the added pressure of long-term expectations,” said Moses Brown, inventor of the OBC commandments. “With more active singles having less time to date, a casual, fun approach to dating is not only becoming more acceptable but also increasingly desirable.”

Your assignment tonight: learn them, love them, and spread the word.

Check out the press release in its entirety here!

It’s been a whole 3 years since President and Founder of OBC, Moses Brown, released his hilarious (and poignant) Booty Call Commandments, but their message has stuck around and reminded us every day of the rules of a great booty call! So when the OBC team decided on a huge overhaul of the site’s look and feel, we thought, what better to base the site on than the cornerstones of OBC’s modus operandi?

With that, we welcome you to the new OnlineBootyCall.com…

This screen shot is your first look at the new and improved front page of OBC… click on it to sign up (if you aren’t already in the club) and see the most fun new features of OBC. And if you are already a lucky member of OBC, stay tuned for your peek at the new and improved Booty Call Commandments!

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There are few things on the internet that give us as much pre-teen giddiness as a flirty Facebook chat. If you’re like me, you’re generally repulsed everytime you hear the little *clink* of a Facebook chat message, because 99.9% of the time it’s the LAST person you want to talk to (i.e. the most boring person on your friends list). However, on the off chance that an old fling or a new guy/girl you met recently sends you a message, that little *clink* quickly shifts from miserable to heart-pounding.

That being said, people shouldn’t meet on Facebook. Furthermore, people shouldn’t add each other on Facebook if they’re beginning to date. Why? Because why should a person you’re getting to know get to know you before you get to know them?

Sorry, that was confusing. But let’s just say you met some chick at a bar, and she (using her FBI-rivaling powers of Facebook searching) tracked you down and friended you. Not only will she spend the next 5 to 10 days browsing through every photo album and status update you’ve ever created, but she’ll have read your About Me about 400 times and will probably know half your friends’ names. So if you happen to meet up with her again, the exchange will go something like

You: “Yeah, I’m a film maj-”

Her: “FILM MAJOR I know yeah I know I saw that”

You: “…Uh, yeah, and my favorite director is-”

Her: “WES ANDERSON?? Yeah I know me too.”

You: “…Okay… ha, uh… anyway, me and my friend Ky-”

Her: “KYLE JENSEN AND YOU ARE ENTERING THE 48 HOUR FILM FESTIVAL WITH THE THEME HEARTBREAK ON JULY 16th?”

Facebook takes all the fun out of meeting people, hooking up, and getting to know them. Stick to dating sites, and more specifically, OnlineBootyCall.com !

A-a-a-awesome video alert!

Check out this hilarious remix that DJ Steve Porter made of an OBC commercial from a while back. Complete with Dr. Moses Brown’s sage advice, hot chicks, and a dummy getting kicked like a football, this video has everything you need to brighten up your Friday!

Have a great weekend, and don’t promise marriage just to get a date!