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“I was lucky enough to meet the love of my life here, wonders never cease to amaze! Keep the faith people.” Female, 48, San Bernadino, CA

“Booty call turned into friends with benefits and that turned into EXCLUSIVE….all in one night. We clicked and that’s IT!”Female, 25, Fenton, MO

“Strange place to find love… After 4 years of calling each other for kinks, we are making it exclusive and official!!!!” Female, 44, Boulder, Colorado

With all the crummy celebrity marriages and divorces popping up like acne on the back of America, it’s not surprising that people are steering away from the old-fashioned way of finding a mate and looking for new ways to find love. This week, we have two testimonials… one from the site that’s a little bit NSFW, and one from Twitter! We love a good OBC romance just as much as the next person, so let’s read them, shall we?

“I met Mr Right and he was just that… he’s handsome with a long fat d*ck!” Female, 28, Washington DC

“So let me tell y’all how, my cousin met her current fiancé off OnlineBootyCall.com ..On my brothers grave son.” NiaCSays, via Twitter

It’s the holiday season and a lot of people are starting to feel lonely. It’s only natural, and even people who love being single feel a sting when they see couples holding hands and cuddling by a Christmas tree. You might think that OBC is only a place to meet casual hookups and hot booty calls, but guess what – people are finding love on OBC every day… and we have the testimonials to prove it!

“I met tons of hot ladies on this site. One thing that i didn’t expect was to meet someone that I would end up staying with. After 5 years of dating her, I realized that she was the coolest girl I ever met. We don’t fight, we don’t argue and to make a long story short, I met my soon to be wife on Onlinebootycall.com! Thanks guys!! “ Male, 44, Youngstown, OH

“Thanks..Ill be back too :-)” Female, 41, Los Angeles, CA

“I met someone on this site and really dont need it anymore. But if it doenst work out ill be back…thank you” Female, 45, Bremerton, WA

“Thanks guys!!” Male, 52, Stone Mountain, GA

“I believe I met my potential mate on this site. We’ve been dating for 6 months, he’s more than I could have dreamed for.” Female, 41, St Louis, MO

“Even though we live many miles apart. I finally found the one person I want to spend the rest of my life with. Thanks to OBC!!” Female, 27, Williamson, WV

“Met someone from your site that I’m interested in and in order take it seriously I need to not continue looking for others :)” Female, 30, Lithia Springs, GA

“I am very happy with this site. I met and married my husband because of this site. We are expecting our first child together.” Female, 32, Spring Lake, NC

“Met someone who was supposed to be a booty call. She was more beautiful then any picture she had posted on here and we had a ton in common. We’ve been dating for a couple months now and I got OBC to thank.” Male, 26, Bronx, NY

I would just like to be the first to ask which one of you invented a time machine and sped time forward at 2x speed in the past twelve months. Because there is no way in hell that it is already December. I mean, it seems like just yesterday I was gagging back vomit at this video and wondering when the hell “winning” was going to end (by the way, it ended, right? We’re all done with that?). There is no way that 2012 is just 30ish days away unless someone, AND IT’S PROBABLY ONE OF YOU, has been pushing fast-foward every couple weeks.

Needless to say, time machine or not, December is here. The temperature is dropping and the smell of fireplaces is in the air. With people bundling up and putting on their winter weight, you might think this is the time of year to avoid getting frisky with a booty call, but guess what, genius, YOU’RE WRONG. December is the BEST month for booty calls, and here’s why:

1. Body Warmth

Speaking of fast forward buttons, the coldness of winter may be your personal fast forward button to getting laid. “Oh my, it’s chilly!” “Oh here, share my umbrella!” “Boy my hands are cold…” “You know the warmest place on your body is your crotch, right?” All perfectly acceptable greetings to a sexy stranger you meet out and about (okay maybe not the last one). And if there is a friend you’ve been looking to make your friend with benefits, inviting them for a movie and a cuddle at your place is the ultimate step one into getting some winter booty.

2. Hot Buttered Rum

I’m just going to leave this right here.

3. Hot showers – the green way

This is a month when your water conservation efforts tend to taper back a bit – there are just some mornings when a hot shower is the only way to warm your cold bones! However, you can do your part to save water by sharing your shower with a sexy single. We all know that showering together is almost never as hot as you want it to be (ever backed up against a cold shower wall?), so invest in a shower head like this one to ensure you both get equal hot water time. And you know, hot water time, too…

4. Warding off SAD

Many people suffer from Seasonal Affective Disorder during the winter months, feeling depressed and suffering from low energy and Vitamin D deficiency. You can help ward off this depression by hopping between the sheets with a sexy single! Having sex helps release the hormone oxytocin, which, according to MSNBC, “causes relaxation and feelings of love and bonding, and endorphins are the body’s natural painkillers.” Need we say more?

5. OnlineBootyCall is better than ever!

Every week we bring you testiMOANials that show the tons of singles that are meeting, hooking up, and even occasionally finding unexpected romance at OBC. Sure it’s cold, and heading out into the treacherous weather to meet singles at bars sound awful, but that’s not the only way to meet singles, you know. Instead of wallowing on the couch in sweatpants watching the USA channel everyday, hop on OBC and find yourself a December booty call! There are members signing up every day looking for a steamy cure for the winter blues… why don’t YOU be that cure? ;)

Thanks for being a faithful reader of BootyCallU, have a great weekend, and don’t forget to start your search here for your winter hook up today!

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Question: how long are Thanksgiving leftovers okay to eat? I mean, I polished off the mashed potatoes last night, but I still have stuffing and turkey left, and it’s almost lunch time, but I don’t want to eat them and then be stuck with my head in the toilet for the night, you know? So if someone could get back to me on the edibility of 5 day old stuffing and turkey I’d really appreciate it.

Sorry, back on topic. This week’s testiMOANials basically list the five reasons people should join OBC! From having awesome sex, to finding cool people right in your own city, to makin’ babies… there isn’t much more you could ask for! Check it out!

“Well, I’ve been seeing someone from this site for two months now and things have been great. We hang out, play around, and sex is da bomb, so I’m going cut my losses and keep this one, for now!! lol Best wishes, NeeNee” Female, 32, Jacksonville, NC

“I met the love of my life and he is my everything. Couldn’t ask for any one better. We started as friends with benefits but it has become much more. Thank you OBC!” Female, 38, Benton, AR

“I met someone right in my area thanks to obc ..he is a handsome, nice, outgoing guy. Thanks again for finding him for me!” Female, 29, Wilmington, DE

“I’m still with the same person I met on here! We’ve been together for two years, and are now engaged!” Female, 20, Philadelphia, PA

“I met my bf on here close to five years ago. We share a beautiful daughter now 3 1/2 years old!” Female, 34, Bronx, NY

This Tuesday, we only have one testiMOANial for you (there were others, but we thought this one deserved the spotlight).It comes from a 32 year old woman from Campbellsville, KY, who didn’t even really want to join the site. She finally did after some persistent suggestions from another member (whoever you are, we thank you, and so does she!), and after spending time on the site, she met someone and… you know what? I’ll let her tell the story!

“I only re-joined because I wanted to tell you a very interesting TRUE story… About 5 years ago I began getting random emails from a guy to join this site called OBC… When I first saw what it was I just deleted the messages… Repeatedly he kept sending me more and more invitations to this site (BTW I don’t even know who the guy is and I never met him!)… Beyond my better judgement I reluctantly joined.. Not really looking for anyone or anything in particular.

Through the process I met some pretty interesting men and some pretty perverted men too… I had to start weeding out my friend requests… And made it very clear on my profile I was not interested in a booty call, or a one night stand, or pictures of your body parts… And that I was merely looking for some one to have a decent chat with… After being on for about a month a recieved an invite from this guy… Of course I had to see first what he was looking for… After looking over his profile I found him to seem okay and safe to talk to… So I accepted his request… The very next day I recieved a message from him… And we talked for a little bit and then I was kind of giving him the cold shoulder… He eventually told me I didn’t sound interested so he was going to leave me alone… I don’t know why that bothered me so much… But I wrote him back this long lengthy message of how I had just gotten out of a really bad relationship and that I had my guards up and I was by no means trying to be rude and I would like for us to continue to chat.

We talked every single day until his membership ran out (about a month and a half)… We never met or talked over the phone the entire time… Right before his membership ended I sent him my physical email address and we began corresponding back and forth that way for about another month or so… We finally met after almost 3 months of emailing back and forth and finally speaking over the phone… We met on Mothers Day!! He met me half way at a nice resturant, where he was fortunate to meet my mother, my father and my daughter on our very FRIST date!! I know… I know… Strange… but I had to make sure he was genuine.

When he drove up I was waiting outside for him extremely nervous… He glanced over at me and smiled… It was over!! I was in love… He gave me 2 roses and we went inside… After the date we hugged… Not even a kiss… We parted ways and I could not get this man out of my mind… Apparently he felt the same… After another 3 months of dating and driving back and forth to see each other… He proposed to me… We moved in together and 6 months later (1 yr exactly of the first day we met face to face) I married that man!! I am very Happy to say that He and I have been married for 3 years and we have a beautiful 2 year old daughter together… He is the best thing that ever happened to me my daughter… He gave her the father she never had, along with a little sister…!! :) And he makes me and my family smile everyday!! And as much as I did NOT want to join your site (devine intervention was persistant)… I am so glad that I did.

Thank you for helping me find the love of my life!! We both sit back and laugh now at how we met… Because he nor I wanted anyone to know… lol.. But Now I’ll just tell anybody… :) I love that man!! Thank you again OBC for bringing us together!!! MY Family is Complete!!

Much Love, Leslie, PJ, Chrys, & Bird!!”

After that last post, which reminded us that sex without marriage doesn’t have to be sex without love, it only seems fitting to segue right into our next TestiMOANial Tuesday, which is chock full of ladies finding out that you can find an awesome relationship on a website that ISN’T obsessed with marriage like some of the others. Check out these 5 awesome testimonials from our members who are (sadly) leaving us because they found their perfect match on OBC!

“Met a guy who had actually been in classes with me. It was so random but we hit it off really well! :)” Female, 21, Lincoln, NE

“I met a guy here who understands me and loves sex just as much as me. He doesn’t play games and is straight forward like a good man should be. Thanks OBC!” Female, 23, Charleston, SC

“I met a man here who had all the characteristics I look for in a guy, and am deleting my page out of respect for him. If it doesn’t work out I WILL be back!” Female, 29, Houston, TX

“Thanks OBC for helping me find a friend first, but someone who is turning into so much more!” Female, 43, Indianapolis, IN

“I have found a future on here, and who knows, maybe we’ll get married! Thank you!” Female, 31, District Heights, MD

So, okay, hear me out: this is a Tuesday of a four day week, right? Which sort of kind of makes it a Wednesday? But you can’t have a week without a Monday, so it’s basically like this week just didn’t even HAVE a Tuesday which basically makes it the best week ever. On top of that, since we’re pretending it’s Wednesday, that means it’s hump day which is my favorite day of the week!

All of these nonsensical statements can be ignored, but these following four testiMOANials can not… while we’re sad to see our members leave, we’re excited that they met someone that truly makes them happy, in between the sheets or not!

“I met a very sweet guy; he has a very beautiful personality we’re planning to move together. Thank you, OBC!” Female, 36, Charleston, SC

“I’ve met a wonderful man, and we are getting to know each other… wasn’t looking, but oh well!” Female, 51, Elizabethtown, PA

“I met a wonder ful man and we are going to see where this goes. If it doesn’t work I can always come back!” Female, 53, Pollock, LA

“I met a very nice gentleman. We talk everyday and are planning our first date right now. We’ve been dating for a month now and I am very excited we met. Thanks OBC.” Female, 32, Far Rockaway, NY