It wasn’t long ago that some very observant (and just as creepy) person pointed out that the logo for the 2012 Olympics in London looks a tad bit like Lisa Simpson passin’ out a BJ.

colors added to make a point.

And now, after months of waiting, London has finally released the first shots of the 2012 Olympic mascots, and they are, I’m not kidding, One Eyed Monsters. Not only do they share a nickname with a certain phallic body part, but they also have a shape strikingly reminiscent of said phallic body part. Are you lost? Let me help you out. The mascots LOOK LIKE PENISES.

look at them. they look like penises. creepy, floating penises.

So here’s what it comes down to. Either the design committee for London 2012 Olympics  has a hilarious, if somewhat juvenile sense of humor, or the  design committee for London 2012 Olympics never went to a public school in their life. These are literally our only two options.

So what do you think? Immature or oblivious?

img @ theinsanityreport

Gentlemen, did your lady force you to take her out for a lavish dinner on Valentine’s Day? Did she demand roses, chocolates, and wine, followed by hours and hours of “making love”? If this is the case, you should be thanking me right now, because I have recently discovered that this Sunday, March 14, is Steak and a BJ Day.

Can it be? you ask? Do I really get retribution for the hellacious experience that has been February 14th for my entire life? you ask?

The answer is yes, and I provide you this page from DateDaily to print and display as proof when your lady-friend unavoidably says, “THAT DOESN’T EXIST.”

Put on a nice shirt and scrub your junk, boys, because this day comes around only once a year.

We are the proponents for casual dating. This is obvious. However, we cannot pretend to underestimate the joy a couple can have when they get engaged. The marriage is a whole other story, but still… it’s classtime.

Ladies- take heed. Hillary Duff, Disney starlet and classic girl-next-door, is giving lessons on the appropriate way to handle a proposal. Her hockey player boyfriend, Mike Comrie, recently proposed to her on the rooftop of a condo in Florida with a $1 million dollar engagement ring. The next steps she took should be written in a public journal somewhere for all fiancees to read: she did a mini freak out, then took a photo to send to her friends and family, and promptly proceeded to perform what could only be construed as a phenomenal, life changing blow job.

Congrats to the happy couple- especially you, Mr. Comrie. You got yourself a keeper.

Photos courtesy of BroBible

Dating bloggers over at OKCupid recently did some studies which show that although men seek out younger women on the internet, older women are more open in bed and enjoy sex more. The graph below shows the answers from women on the site about whether or not sex is one of their favorite activities. As you can see, 75% of the 39 year olds said yes, while a mere 25% of 18 year olds said yes.

The evidence goes on to show that older women enjoy giving oral sex, are open to a threesome, and would prefer to have sex once a day rather than once a week.

Alright, men, looks like it’s time to get sign up for the Cougar Cruise!