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As you may have noted from my previous post, I am currently holding a grudge against Katy Perry for her totally undeserved number one spot on the Maxim Hot 100 List (not that I wouldn’t put her high on the list, I could totally see her sitting at 4 or 5). Her fiancee, on the other hand, British comedian and star of the upcoming movie Get Him To the Greek, I have nothing against. He’s hilarious and rather dashing, which makes it completely believable that in his pre-Perry days, he had, get this: a SEX TEAM.
And no, I know what you’re thinking, he had huge drug-fueled orgies with men and women in India. No? That’s not what you thought? Well, that’s what I thought. Anyway, Russell Brand’s sex team, in his own words to Playboy, was “a team of experts who took care of finding women for me. They had very specific instructions. It was as if I was talking to a wine steward – ‘I’m looking for something French, a bit fruity, smells of oak.”
In general, a story like this would incite jealousy and admiration. However, it should be noted that the man suffers for his craft. A little later in the interview, a story is brought up in which Brand references a stand up routine where he shoved a Barbie doll into his rectum.
So… yeah.
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Created in the vane of the 50s Christmas Coca Cola ads, this years cover made us totally nostalgic for a retro Christmas, starring a hot naked chick as Santa.
Two sets of sexy blonde twin assets grace the cover of this early nineties holiday magazine… and from then on “less is more” was totally wrong!
After a decade of less-than-sexy covers (the 80′s were tough, c’mon…) the hot holiday cover came back in a big way with the insanely sexy Jenny McCarthy giving a lucky Santa a present. Luckily, this was before Jim Carrey ruined her for us.
The new millennium’s December cover was quite possible the hottest of all time. Because there is nothing we want more for Christmas that a fully nude Carmen Electra trapped in a glass ball for our enjoyment!
