I try and keep my prejudices to a minimum. After years of Anthropology classes, I have learned that a trend of instances does not constitute a fact, and that people are a product of their surroundings, not their race. So I...

British sex toy web store LoveHoney.co.uk apparently knows how to nab new buyers! Their new web commercials show how you can use their sex toys for more than just pleasure in a worst-case-scenario: ZOMBIE ATTACK. As a person...

I hate scary movies. They give me nightmares and make me nervous in my own house and make me wary of every person on the street because apparently just about anyone can be a unkillable murdering psycho-clown and you...

No more crappy reruns of Two and a Half Men or censored versions of B-list movies? IT COULD BE A MIRACLE! According to The Australian, Qantas airlines, an upper-class airline that flies in Pacific Islands and Asia, is...

I’ve never understood full-length, feature pornos. Like, I mean, we’re all on the same page about porn, right? You watch like, 30 seconds of it, total, and then turn it off and never want to look at porn again....

You know how sometimes you’re accused of murdering your two-year old, and no really knows if you did it but it sure LOOKS like you did it, and at this point even YOU’RE not sure if you did it, and you go to...

Here’s the thing about celebrity sex tapes – they’re never really that great. I mean, they’re usually super hot people, and yet somehow the video is usually 5 minutes of them doing exactly what they...

Forget company acquisition or stocks going public; this is literally the greatest press release to ever hit the news wires. According to FilmDrunk, Sabrina Deep (definitely her real name) has announced she’s embarking...

We’ve all known that “sex sells” since they made Barbie and Ken anatomically correct dolls that you could get naked. However, in the recent years, they’ve taken that phrase and, well, “blown it...

College Humor is often hit-or-miss with their articles and videos. Not unlike this blog itself, sometimes I get the impression that it’s written by a hungover and/or still drunk frat guy who is just trying to get back...