I hate scary movies. They give me nightmares and make me nervous in my own house and make me wary of every person on the street because apparently just about anyone can be a unkillable murdering psycho-clown and you...
Star Wars Porn Parod...
posted by BCU Girl
I’ve never understood full-length, feature pornos. Like, I mean, we’re all on the same page about porn, right? You watch like, 30 seconds of it, total, and then turn it off and never want to look at porn again....
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posted by BCU Girl
We’ve all had that moment of pure, unadulterated fear when trying to show someone a link or video or article on your computer. For the brief second as you open your browser and begin to type into the search bar, you...
Bin Laden Porn Parod...
posted by BCU Girl
If I were to think of the least sexual person on the face of the planet… the number one person that I would not like to picture naked in the throes of passion, the top human being in the world who I would rather gouge...
Book Full of Vaginas...
posted by BCU Girl
Obviously, as the blog for a casual dating website that promotes, safe, casual dating and sex, we are rather open about sexuality. I mean, come on, half the posts on the front page right now have at least SOME reference to...
New Book On Porn Reveals Our Darkest Secrets
posted by BCU Girl
We all know that Rule 34 exists – as in, “If it exists, there is porn about it,” but we might not really understand the meaning behind our desires to see Marge Simpson or Dinosaurs or AT-ATs going at it… until now. In their recent book A Billion Wicked Thoughts, by authors Ogi Ogas and Sai Gaddam, we get to peek into the depths of our collective twisted brains and learn some interesting facts about our porn (and thereby sexual) preferences. Some of our...
Shadow Puppet Porn
posted by BCU Girl
Rule #34 states that “if it exists, there is porn of it.” Which, as I’ve learned in my time as a professor at BootyCallU, is 100%, positively true. Everything from Simpsons characters to robots to ET...
Creepy Anti-Porn PSA
posted by BCU Girl
I recently watched an hour long documentary about the porn business, and how professional porn stars are losing money and their jobs because of the proliferation of amateur sex sites and free pornography on the internet...
Your Porn Habits May...
posted by BCU Girl
even this guy isn’t safe. img via jimfairthorne Time to do a complete swipe of your laptops, everyone. According to Gawker, “U.S. companies are tracking porn downloads from networks like BitTorrent, and experts...
Almost 40% of the In...
posted by BCU Girl
As the unfortunate recipient of a mal-ware virus this weekend which turned my otherwise innocent laptop into a hub of every porn site known to man, including the oddly named, “porno.org,” which implies that there...

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