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If this isn’t another sign of the coming apocalypse (more on that tomorrow), I don’t know what is. After a British reality show created a surge in sales after showing a Vajazzling session on their show,...

I know that this is going to come as a shock to you, but the guys on the Jersey Shore might be putting some illicit substances in their bodies. I know, I KNOW. It’s like hearing Santa Claus isn’t real, but the...

Hey Bengals, can we sit down real quick and discuss the current state of your two star players? Yes, I mean Terrell Owens and the other one whose legal name I refuse to say out loud. Can we just get together and maybe have...

Remember a couple weeks ago when Snooki (UGH already) was arrested on the beach for looking, sounding, and smelling like the walking Black Plague of Jaeger Shots? According to the AP, Prosecutors said at a hearing Wednesday...

Two anti-marriage posts in one day, you ask? Yes, my friend, it’s just one of those days. Ricky Van Veen, of CollegeHumor.com, is searching for “talent” for his new reality show called Married By 30. As if...

At BCU we are dedicated followers of the psuedo-news site, The Onion. Similarly, we’re getting awful tired of all these “Shot at Love” “Tough Love” “Tool Academy” shows that glorify...